Izakaya

Exactly. We want to shop in this tiny pool of elite or nearly-elite players, and yet were trying to pay max £120kp/w like it's 2015, and act surprised and blindsided when players fuck us off to live in London on £210k a week. Like, haway, I realise this and I'm a known divvy.

Jesus I'm 6' and 92kg, I wouldn't dream of even looking at anything lower than an XL Medium, fuck me.

Keeper tops are always a much tighter cut.

We'll end up getting him for €55+5 now 😂 His agent is a total fuckin donkey.

Nee way Link a brother up!

Which is why fakes of it won't be made.

It's either that or we've been made to look amateur as fuck yet again.

Was just adding them to the list of the most in-demand strikers this year.

Gyokeres & Osimhen too

So in a world of 4D chess, have we; - Known Liverpool would come for Isak - Planted a story about Ekitike being his replacement despite not actually wanting him - Potentially intentionally underbid for Ekitike to make it look like we were serious about replacing Isak - Had no intention of selling Isak to begin with - Baited Liverpool into panic bidding for Ekitike to poach him as he must be as good as Isak? - Keep Isak and made Liverpool spend £70m on an average bundesliga striker? YASIR INTENSIFIES

Hijack Lookmans move to inter anyone?

As if that indykaila freak is still going. I haven't had a twitter account for over a decade and he was stinking the place out even then.

Weez this fuckin clownshoe?

Hope he does well and hope Leeds stay up. Don't have any animosity to them whatsoever.

Hopefully they're flying in to beg for his hand and Yasir just stonewalls them at the airport. Cannit just be letting Liverpool poach our best player in years man, regardless of the money involved.

Nowt wrong with them Sambas tbh.

Can someone with more musical nous make a chant out of Chiquitita by Abba? Chiquitita, you and I cry But the sun is still in the sky and shinin' above you Let me hear you sing once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chiquitita

Strap me to a milking table and wank me absolutely daft.

Have a missed something here, why has Ekitike gone from blowing us off at Reims to join PSG, then PSG selling him at a loss to him suddenly being a €100m player that people are losing their minds over us potentially signing?

Really can't wait to see the end of betting sponsors like.

Bro looks higher than giraffe tits

£10+2m will do for me bonny lad.

Historically clubs have done that when a player changes number after the release of a new seasons kit. Moot point anyway as Isak will more than likely want to stay 14.