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Conrad Harder Franjo Ivanic Vangelis Pavildis Tolu Arokdare Promise David Yousoffa Moukoko Nick Woltermade Samu Agehowa Mohamed Amoura Jonathan Burkhardt Boom go get two of them. Fuck sake that took me all of ten minutes.

There absolutely has to be someone from the Dutch, Belgian, Portuguese, Czech, Polish, Turkish or Swiss leagues that could do a job man. Surely.

That hook-nosed prick can fuck off too.

Hope you catch Tindall hanging out the back of your fit sister, you fucking dog cunt.

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Imagine Yasir and a couple of 6ft5 heavies unexpectedly braying on your front door at 6am.

I wish my cock was as thick as Troy fucking Deeney...

They truly are pieces of shit mate.

Just fuckin siiiign someone maaaaaaaan

And if we sack Targett, there's his £350k p/w sorted too.

Oof 😂

Turn all the lights out and blast Mahtal - All In This. Shite themselves.

Cant see us signing any Argies while Bruno and Jow are in the squad unfortunately

BOOF EAT MY GOAL

Full house though...

There's no way, even if we got one in over the weekend, they'd be starting against Liverpool. Time to shine Big Willy.

Keen to see what the guys have planned this season. Noticed even the mackems have a pulley system for their tifos now.

Elanga and Allan Saint Maximin are the same person. Change my mind.

Methemphetamine has made its way to the NE?

Sometimes I think Eddie might have too much power, influence, pull, reverence or whatever at the club. But then I read that interview, and realise there's no one else I would want in his seat. He just has an unreal knack of saying exactly the right words in exactly the right tone. Sometimes I think ive lost control of my faculties and begin drifting into exploring the possibility of him being Ai or something, but then sharp realise Ai simply couldn't replicate him.

Grow up lad

Is that April from Peep Show?

Alex Isak wanks his dog, pass it on.

The longer this drags out, the more scourers I'm seeing on social media realising if he can do it to us, he will try it with them too.