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That poor cunt front left has probably passed away by now and only ever got to see the mutants get worse

Sure it started with the Jacobites, Oliver Cromwell and coal shipping rights in the 1600s.

Whatever it is, you can guarantee it didn't actually happen.

NUFC Twitter is absolutely feral like. Full of fucking creeps trying to meme themselves into 'media personalities', they all need their hard drives checked. Do other clubs have a similar amount of freaks these days, or is it just us?

Sorry but that's total bullshit mate. Groceries, petrol, clothes, cars and utilities and eating out are all cheaper here compared to the UK.

Wages are horrendous in the UK mate. I live in Australia and get paid about 4x what I would at home, with a better work life balance and benefits.

It truly feels like we're on the precipice of something really, really fucking big here doesn't it?

£60m player any day of the week

Very lucky for them Wycombe, Oxford and Don's didn't pick up points tbh. They're on a shite run but still 2pts off automatic. Everything's the end of the world to those cunts.

KLD is basically the same as Roman Roy buying Hibs then forgetting he did it on Succession ?

We also paid £25m for Chris Wood and he's got a foam head. Swings and roundabouts tbf.

Maxi is worth £60m easy

Max is pure taste

FFS ??

Need saucy Bruno asap

2nd best tonight behind Trips.

Bruno on 60 please

That's his head gone for the rest of the game then

God puma we're fucking abysmal. We'll end up with Balenciaga kits by 2026 haha.

Fun88 will be going anyway due to betting sponsor changes, and the Saudis won't sell the shirts in SA with a gambling logo on. Wouldn't mind seeing Castore for a few more years. They're only going to get better as they get more experience. The logo is dogwank and needs a rebrand however.

The whole Allardyce situation was hilarious. They came within a fanny's hair of getting it finally right and he fucked them off in a flash.

Remember when they said they'd rather have Simon Grayson in the championship over Rafa?

He's definitely already turned them down hasn't he? Whoever gets the job now will have the toxic landfill mutants on their back immediately. Hopefully any other candidate knows it's a poisoned chalice and they end up with the youth coaches til the end of the season. They'll have no right to complain either as KLD was only doing what they wanted by getting rid of Johnson. The short sighted cunts.

Keane will come and make a pig's ear of it before the end of the season, and he'll be predictably flounce off again. It'll get to a point where they'll burn through all their nostalgic returns. Fat Sam, Baaaaaly, Sewpa Kev and MON will all return, fail, and eventually be hounded out, in 20 year they'll be clamouring for the return of Jack Ross til the end of the season because "He took us to wembo Marra" Problem is by that time they'll be in the conference north.

That is literally all football at Sunderland is about. It's the fans whole MO.