Izakaya

I'm having an orgasm against my will

Winks, Mings and DCL are exactly the type of signings Ashley would have pushed for if he wasn't such a tight fuck.

Well aye, fuckin Wimbletoon FC ?

Once he came on I didn't hear his name mentioned again. Absolute carthorse who should be peddled to the first interested party. We'd probably get about £7m for him.

Should have been "How's the bacon vs Howe it's going"

RENT. FREE.

Shame it's a shit logo

We're getting another blue sponsor aren't we ??‍♂️

Should have had the Adidas trefoil logo

Canny mad how they pretty much have had the same logo since the 70s.

Nike have made some outstanding gear for Liverpool like.

I've never been to Valencia but I'm very certain it's a lot more beautiful a city than Liverpool or Newcastle tbf.

Yeah that's been bollocks from the get go. A blind man on a galloping horse can see we're going to be spending more than £60m.

I think the way we currently play is dictated by the limitations of the players abilities tbh. You'll see a different style of play altogether next season.

DO IT

That's genuinely shit.

Holt is nowt but a fat pisshead relying on hate clicks to fund his next bottle, and needs reminding of it at every turn.

Fun88 will not be on the shirts next season.

Saudi Howaybia

Well that's a white logo for a start.

I hate the blue too. It's just been sort of co-adopted as our 3rd colour since the Blue Star badge.

Just think of the amusing content these utter cro-magnons will produce on their bi-yearly trip into civilization.

Could we still mathematically go down?