Alan Pardew

You would think most of these players would give it their absolute all given the current changes happening at the club. Instead we are seeing absolute tepid performances all across the board. To these players I say: Get the fuck out. These games under Eddie so far have been just as infuriating as the last ones under Bruce. Not Howe's fault that these lot can't be arsed to put in a performance.

This is hopeless.

Wrong.

Willock has been shocking all season.

The decline of Hayden saddens me. He used to be a rock-solid defensive mid but he is so bad now it's unreal.

Championship midfielder.

I'm not watching this. I just don't have it in me. The last four games have made angry and miserable. Urge to throw stuff at the TV rising... Let's hope for a shithouse 1-0 win and better times to come.

Grealish or no Grealish with that squad losing 5 in a row and 18 games in a year is unacceptable - I think he's on very thin ice.

Remember when I called Manuel Pellegrini a fucking old cunt? What a day. Do you know who else is a fucking old cunt? Janey.

He won't. Fraser is finished.

Glad it's not Lampard or Martinez at least - It's time to get behind the manager now. Let's go!

Needs to be peddled ASAP. That is all.

Eddie Howe would be a disappointment. We could probably have gotten him under Ashley. Also his spending spree at Bournemouth was laughable. He signed loads of useless players.

3-0 get fucked

“with a match this ebening.” FTFY

From Steve Bruce to Unai Emery. Is this real life?

Tottenham fans right now: United fans right now:

Howe is NOT the solution. People always go on about what a great job he did at Bournemouth, but they never mention the absolute truckloads of money he spent to get where they got. £180m! And it all went tits up at the end. Don't want him here.

GET FUCKED!! Looks like it’s play-offs once again this season.

In a few years time, we will have new epic moments just like these.

Why are we never playing him and Schär? They compliment each other well I think. Schär is a regular in the Swiss NT but can’t get a game here for some reason. Fuck off Bruce.