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It's 5-1.

We're winning 5-1?

Shahar and Neave have no future here if they're not getting on now.

Subs.

Comeback is on here.

Howe out.

Shahar, Neave, Harris triple sub NOW.

Get in Thiaw!

This camera angle is a bit wide.

Faked an injury to hunt for Bruno's kinder stash?

Cbf with these draws. Have to laugh really.

Nope, not for me Jeff. His positional play when marking players dribbling towards him was grade A turbo shit, let them take easy shots. Howe would've sorted it but he was tripe for us.

I'm sure Howe could've made him function eventually but for us he was atrocious, good business.

He did manage to get some solid dosh for Lloyd Kelly so mixed bag overall really the little bald dickheed.

Why the fuck is Jack Colback there?!

There's a reason Shearer couldn't prevent us getting relegated, he's hardly the sharpest tool in the tactical shed.

Chronic fringe on that Geordie lad.

Steady on, don't be ridiculous.

Bask in that you Dracula impersonating freak.

Double digits. Shite thogh.

Danny Murphy in the bin.

Not sure why Ramsdale fancied a lie down for their goal either.

Guess we do want VAR then.

Can't see anything other than a howking here. 6-1 to the Villar with Ramsay scoring 2 OGs and our consolation. Matty Cash injures Barnes with a snorter of a lunging tackle that goes unpunished, Willock pulls a hammy in Bruno solidarity, Woltemade slaps the entire midfield for not passing to him while Tindall eggs him on in broken German...and Sean Neave spontaneously combusts.

His teeth are too nice for Scotland.