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He lost me when he refused to shoot twice against Brentford. Horrible to see that from a striker. Howe picking Gordon ahead of him (and Wissa) doesn't suggest he's up to snuff. Shame as he had a great first couple of months.

Indeed.

HOWE IN

Fuck, another lead to give away with 20 minutes left.

Fyp.

Losing another lead? Shocked.

All footballers should shave their hair to countera.

Lol, that's embarassing.

9-0 loss still on. Gordon might get a feel good consolation I suppose...

How dare you call one of the main characters of the women's game a shit pundit.

9-0 loss. Botman and Pope both severely injured. Wissa caught eating toblerones during pre match warmup and dropped for Neave while Woltemade fondles a vegan sausage on the bench, too passively to eat it in a timely fashion, it takes 70 minutes as his bites are gun shy. Xavi Simon's gurns his way to a double hatty as Ramsdale tries to shag pigeons multiple times while Trippier chats with some ladies by the touchline. Barnes take an arrow to the knee and Tindall gets sent off. Howe sacked. Yassir declares himself new manager and we get a 40k stadium built in Newburn and demolish SJP to ease the fan's pain.

When we win the league in 4 years all the naysayers will have some proper egg on their faces. Might be tough with a 38 year old Dan Burn still starting but I'm sure Keith Andrews can do the business after Howe has a breakdown from overworking and takes a Mika Hakkinen sabbatical.

He's scared to shoot FFS. Appalling mindset.

Should be spending more time with his family.

Plan A HARDER!

Rat.

Top shagger. Bottom footballer.

Is it worth booing him on Saturday after a misplaced pass to assert dominance and try and keep him via abuse?

But Ross Wilson tried really hard though.

Glad there wasn't a transfer window recently to try and sort some of the squad issues out.

Micah Richards confirmed he never watches us, suggesting Tonali is calm on the ball and rarely loses it...

Talk is cheap. #PIFOUT.

Hope these Saudi freaks bin us soon, before they spaff billions on more Premier League proven dross next window. #PIFOUT

Lube up.

I see Ramsay is as thick as his accent sounds.