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This actually fits pretty well...

Diving mackem.

No Dan Ashworth in the stands?

Shrinking.

He's found himself in the rare circumstances of being quicker and more athletic than his midfield opponents and looks like prime Modric against them because of it.

That was horrific from Fab, if they're not scoring from that though...

Dark arts til half time, then blitz them for a third early doors to close it off.

This is a severe bumming.

Wow this game.

Isak turning into Riviere in a 1v1 again...

This is incredible, Man U look worse than a League One team.

Filth from Isak that dribble.

Not even close, what the fuck man.

Willock's a better sale than Longstaff due to his injury record but I'd rather we keep both and restock the other more pressing concerns. If it's strictly for a cash boost, all of them have to go and we buy prime Nedved.

Think he's trolling for engagement at this point the criminal scum.

More ammo to solidify opinions on Bellendingham.

This is the game where people remember we have Dubravka in goal.

Racist

Not all loans are created equally, no point unless he's with a manager who can commit to playing him and help develop, that's not a given. I don't trust our loan team to get him the right placement and I'd rather see him given minutes ahead of Longstaff or even Willock come season end.

Catching up with this, Kalvin Philips warming the bench at Ipswich...

Who the fuck is Johnson? I suppose Alonso is the theoretical best on that list as he played for top sides and won things. I do remember that John Mensah / Asamoah Gyan Ghana link up was decent for them in the Bruce years, shame Mensah was a proto-Callum Wilson as he was pretty imperious when fully fit (never). Also a distinct lack of Bally, Catts and O'Neeeyun to up the clogger quotient. Where's Steeeyd?

I'd class that as a home game given their redecorating antics the absolute fannies that they are. Oh to be a mackem...

Ban.

Anyone with a passing interest in cycling circa 2010-2018 should know full well that Dave Brailsford is a massive grade-A cunt, exactly the type of prick to rock up in chinos spitting Pardewisms at bewildered overpaid footballers.