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I want the win bad, and as a fan of Newcastle United that means it won't happen. 2-0 Arse, getting paella'd tonight lads, smash them at St. James'

Nah, lose tonight to reset the probability of a 9 win streak in the league, or at least that's how I'm told it works...

Yakubu

He's back and shaking off the rust.

Absolutely loving all these managers getting slapped by Eddie's boys and then being really pissy about it afterwards, Paellardyce, Iraola, Emery, Impostercoglu...weak mentals lads.

Flange.

All things equal we still beat them, like we have this season and last the big Minge that he is.

Spence conned a few fouls out of him by falling over whenever pressed, the Maddison on Botman one was ridiculous and the Gordon nose busting penalty no call made less sense because of it, the Solanke Dubravka one being brushed away, him punishing Murphy, Hall and Willock for being honest and not going down on contact, then the ET, the lack of yellows for their bitty shithousing tackles and it was a bit of a shit show overall.

This is going to gave some needle. Hope Havertz is ready for BDB and Joelinton.

Can this "deserved the win" shite stop, unless there's a heinous ref blunder you get what you deserve every fucking time, you either score or you don't and Totspurs were inept at both creating big chances and converting any half ones. Possession is for fannies. Howe is life. Laters.

It wasn't pretty but who gives a fuck. Big Minge due a sacking surely the Fosters fraud. Get in.

Possession is for fannies.

Results business Jeff.

In a team losing 2-1. Pathetic choice.

Hope we punish Archie Gray's crimes against barnets more in 2nd half.

We'll take over 2nd half, just ride this blast out from them.

Playing Spurs game here...

Must be bobbins this lad.

Still thoroughly baffling they did this, what were they thinking man...

Not got the physicality or dynamism for me, would've liked to keep him though, his budding Milner-esque versatility last year would come in super handy, plus HG and seemingly a good egg.

It might be in our favour to not score early here, every week they go behind and make a reach around for the come back. Make them nervous by waiting until second half to out stamina them to a 3-0 pumping. Hoping for Bruno to run it post 50 minutes, Kulusevski injury after he prat falls admiring Isak being the better Swede and Ange to comb his hair forward and start shouting "MATE" at Pedro Porro over and over in Dingo despair.

As soon as he's facing shots opinions will quickly turn back to what they were last season as his weak save attempts come back. His feet aren't the issue and it's great how he's being utilised in possession. All in all he's been a decent servant and a top signing on balance over the years given value/worth.

Trippier CB and Tino RB, 3-7 to us. Van de Ven's ankle spontaneously combusts thinking about Isak last season, Forster to Steve Harper elbow Son for being a little snide shite and getting sent off.