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As ever, possession is for fannies.

Krafu!

Isak is just Murphy's ultra rare bracelet.

Time to deploy plan 5-5-0 now Eddie.

It's a disgrace that defending.

Stoke in the mud. Fuck me, get in.

Barely touched Trossard man, yellow at most.

Against us.

Martinelli running scared.

Tactical shithouse time for Dubs.

Eh? Those lines make no sense on the offside...

Fuck you Paellardyce, fuck you Partey and fuck you Piers Morgan.

My dick!

2025 Loser

Hope we fucking smash these snide little rape apologist cunts and hoof them back daan to Laandaan taaan. Saka will decide tonight he's coming home in the summer and sign for us. Howay the lads.

Sure we could shift Santon to LB before touching Colo.

Wouldn't give a fuck if we're winning those matches to reach the latter stages tbh. We had the sexy picks last year.

Imagine forgetting our lord and saviour Jonas Elmander, the real king of elegant and unorthodox finishes. Giroud is up there, but that's mainly on the unorthodox scale.

The Saudis aren't our friends.

Awful but didn't expect anything else after Arteta's cowardice and Arse pundits acting like the Hand of God happened to a poor old 17 year old. Pathetic all round really even if it was at worst an orange.

Cheeky scamp hiding the thumb. He's clearly pleading with the board to sign a #7 and replace Murphy.

Coded message to say he's a number 8 not a "6" and football hipsters are wank pheasants I think.

Don't worry, we won't test him and McCoist will give McCarthy MoM if he catches a couple of crosses.

Dubravka flapping and Armstrong winner, 2-1 Saints. Fab gets headbutted but no red card, this starts the big slide down the table and Saudis pull the trigger on Gerrard for Howe.