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Woodgate could only dream of this level of availability.

Funny given Arse fans have been some of the loudest (still going on about that Joelinton push on Gabriel) when it comes to supposed injustices directed towards their team. I guess Arteta has been passing bungs to PGMOL to sort this all out for them?

Bilbao.

Looks like Andy Cole to me.

Manosphere levels of delusion, reminds me of Swansea era Brenda and his 'we won the passing', tripe.

Not just language if that didn't come across but it's a potential factor still.

Still shocked he's stayed fit past February. Mad lad might be worth his wages at this rate.

Outside the cultivation of mass, I wonder if it's a cultural issue, we're not replete with Frenchies anymore and we're either speaking German, Portuguese or English on the training pitch most likely. Also whether he was a big London fan and can't get wet with the goldfish bowl of the toon a la Jenius. Also that knee injury and recovery might've been a bit worse than expected. Not been a smooth transition to life at Newcastle either way but something feels really off... Or he's just a Greggs munching fat rat who is enjoying a payday...

His biggest dip in form was when his wife was about to give birth and he picked up an illness he couldn't shift. Some slack passing always riles people up more than it should because it looks shit when he just sprays a pass to no one twice a game, but the net contributions outside those passes are great and it's why he's coveted. 80 mill is fine and all but replacing him with James Garner doesn't move the needle.

Classless wanker with a loser mentality, not surprised he clings to shite management speak, got nowt else. He'll be a footnote soon enough.

Has he blacked out his socials yet? Or is he too busy eating a KFC to use a phone the greasy gravy fingered Zinger eating twat.

Get's the heart racing at set penises into the box but bar some Pope-esque hoofs he shot stopped well.

Shown up since turn of the year as a good squad player, must be putting himself on Fulham's radar for July.

Showed LinkedIn Liam how it's done. What a guy!

He can fucking call himself down the corpulent wastrel.

9 goals in equivalent minutes of 23 games upfront. Play him there please.

Titus Woodgate. I'll take it over some of the dross we've had at CB over the years.

Pre-Greggs Wissa was rapid.

Made Yamal look like Elanga. Made himself look like Yamal. World class.

Keep him away from Pep and his post match fawns. Protect the lad from that Catalonian toucher.

Other teams are better at closing passing lanes or tight marking. Man U are easy to pass through, especially when Casemiro is playing.

Quiet thread given he's been pretty good recently and was again last night.

He's still a disaster at set pieces but made the difference today with some top saves. Keep it up, you're #1 for the forseeable.