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45 seconds per throw -- fine. 9 seconds for a keeper to pass - foul.

It irks me that Gordon has 5 crack papering pens over giving them all to Woltemade. Add them and he's done well enough to feasibly leave the atmosphere.

This workshy nonce done anything yet or is he pulling a Mitchell? Sign a rando Venezuelan you fraud.

Coasting on a wage, Winston Bogarde-esque at this point.

I'd be cloning Miley.

Yep, think we need a revisit on succession planning given Botman being a huge fitness question mark too. Feasibly end of this season we need 3 CBs minimum to replace Schar/Burn/Lascelles long term. Don't envy that task but hoping Ryan Fraser can unlock some Ecuadorean wonderkids for small fees.

Thiaw?

Tick tock dickhead.

I don't think his levels are that much different currently to his best form from last season, definitely movement, defensive actions and application hasn't really changed, but mentality and how careless/profligate he can be in possession is being magnified when he's slightly off and some easy passes end up as comically bad brainfarts. Also, probably by instruction, he tries to break lines with over the top balls but sort of blindly chips it to no one and it looks utterly abject when it doesn't come off. He's never been a metronome, and always tries to play fast, you either accept it or put Miley in his spot really. Positionally, him intertwining more with Bruno tactically has confused the shape a bit, it's a bit more chaos ball when building from the back, and it's why Thiaw or even Schar can come unstuck when no options are in front of them. Also, midfielders have a time finding forward players as they're having difficulty finding space (or trying to move at all in Gordon's case) which doesn't help any of the CMs. Eddie and Sandro will sort it. Due a goal too. Shows you what a minor drop off can do though. Hope it isn't related to him having his head turned but we'll cross that bridge this summer. James Garner for 90 mil replacement should do the trick...

Big of Farke to bring to light the Thiaw penalty decision being a load of bollocks in his post match interview...oh wait, he's a minge, nevermind.

9 goals, 3 assists.

Stephen Warnock and Danny Murphy are Liverpool proud and nonces, pass it on.

Hope he tells Scotland to piss off and Tuchel gives him the shirt ahead of Gordon in the summer. Really seal his legend status.

Can't believe we didn't cash in on this guy and Amanda Shitely renewed his contract. Would rather we didn't have a unicorn Brazilian mentalist rampaging around football pitches scaring the piss out of opponents.

Wasted PSR money on this guy. If only Ashworth was still here.

Lol unintentional booing for Tino and Botman.

Botman time.

That'll be a pen. Shouldn't be.

But Woltemade is shit now though? Can't compute.

What the fuck was that.

Letting a yank terrorise us...doesn't get much lower.

Thiaw is on a

Shocked Howe would be so candid in letting us know he can't adequately manage Anthony Gordon's ego.

Blackburn agent Wilcox causing disarray for Brexit Jim. Hope they fuck up their next appointment. Also looking forward to Kobie Mainoo coming back in to their midfield and getting undeserved plaudits for looking half the player Miley is.

£70 million for Tino, bid accepted by Wednesday, then we replace him for 50 mil with Premier proven Neco Williams. Get it done Ross you Ryan Fraser looking creep.