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What an utter embarrassment.

Utter prick this lad. Denying us a boo boy the selfish git.

That tree must be fucking massive.

2 year extension at half pay or let him Sven Bosman. We need a new LCB stat.

Let him leave, he's a crock and Dutch.

Seen how we've treated Elanga so far tbf to him.

Except Elanga of course the geet big minge he is.

3-0 Sesko, Dorgu, Mainoo Ramsdale distracted by a leaking roof for all 3. Schar and Thaw injured and we start playing Sean Neave at CB. Anthony Gordon says we'll make it right in January when he leaves for Liverpool.

Didn't wish for it but very happy that it's happened. Now contract leprosy.

That ignores context and game state, even if so e of the chances should've been converted you can point to many smaller and large decisions that were poor during the game, this does happen to other teams, but it did happen to Newcastle yesterday specifically. In football in general, injustice doesn't even out. Systems are imbalanced and chaotic, football isn't any different. Also haves and have nots exist. That dubious pen Wolves got 60 years ago sorts it all out though.

Yikes. All injustice is equalised eventually so crack on... We are Newcastle fans on a Newcastle forum. Might be a good reason as to why generally there's a focus on Newcastle, mad idea I know but I couldn't give a fuck about Arsenal or Liverpool and external trends when directly talking directly about a direct impact of a decision made in one game.

This is a new low for human cognition.

Whether he turns it around and Kaka gets on his usual wonky high horse or not, right now he's been horrific and shown very limited flashes of anything close to acceptable for the wages, fee, expectations and level he should be playing at. Piss poor.

Caicedo, Pedro, Cucurella, Chalobah, Enzo Fernandez, James, each and every one is allowed to foul without consequence, fucking pathetic refereeing.

Wow

Sell in January.

Tonali and Bruno are fucked here, need legs.

Not a Chelsea player.

Barnes thinking he's playing for Chelsea with that dive.

He's influenced a result here. Dogshit.

Cold parmo diving.

Stranger to bring it up now though, learn when to strike.

Given his aerial strength in time he could probably become a CB too, outside of wing and striker he's got tools to play other positions.