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Hall's not a LB.

Is Jota just a shit alternate reality version of Grealish?

We signed Maddison yet?

Barnes looked a bit Longstaffy falling over there tbf.

Can run that off surely.

Tonali isn't sitting.

GET FUCKED IAN WOAN.

Tonali made that.

Think we'll struggle with Ian Woan's pace on the counter.

It will be an honour to watch Guehi at Liverpool next season after a £35 million move. Cheers for the memories of this thread Marc!

0-1, Henri Lansbury 89, Anderson assist. Guehi laughing in the stands with Mitchell in a Crystal Palace top. Tonali hammy and Longstaff signs a 20 year contract in the centre circle. Should be fun.

Some itks could do with a sore botty for their yarn spinning.

Did Steve Bruce write this?

How auditioning for the England job with this turgid shite.

Most of the play is down our right, Krafth > Longstaff > Murphy is Championship tier, no surprise we're fucked when the other side has Joelinton on a major PES down arrow anarl.

Be winning 6-0 if Minteh was playing.

Oh look, we need to sign players. I'm shocked.

Fyp.

Bit late to be opening talks with someone Leverkusen don't want to sell.

I liked Disasi pre-Chelsea but he's not close to a ball playing defender so wouldn't fit as a direct Schar replacement at all.

Shit, Gomez is as good as signed then.

It's a bit Dalglishy that.

Blaming fans for lack of support for the first 15 minutes performance, oh dear.

Underrated mettle today. Top stuff Sean.

Worth 2 players.