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Eze > Gordon vindicated.

All the shit performances have been building to this Pardewsplosion. Get in.

Eze on 89 minutes will sort this surely?

Ashworth pushed for it.

If only we had Kalvin Philips!

Bellingham's work rate isn't good enough, can't tell if his head's weighing him down or not.

Incompetence and arrogance go hand in hand, see the Bacon lord and former savoury saviour for that.

Players playing like they're a) rattled by the media criticism and b) managed by Gareth Southgate. Recipe for Grecian success.

Would fit in well with Yanga-Mbiwa and Thomas Frank.

I love that Southgate's current solution is Bellingham LW. May as well play two false 10's next.

We'll never know.

Bowen and Eze on 70, book it Dano.

Why are these England players so rattled man, get on with it.

Wrong, try again.

Way too sensible that.

Got to enjoy Kaka and the other DCL appreciators left holding the bag fangirling over an Everton player. Best not to defend every rumour.

Oh dear, Ashworth was right to control the transfers.

Another early goal, second half defending a 1-0 lead bollocks again then...

No excuses for Howe now. Top 3 minimum expectation.

Any decent 6'3 RW knocking about? Can Mandzukic come out of retirement for Eddie's height nazi mags?

...he's also a gambling addict, should probs stay clear then.

Im okay with this as long as he's necking roids straight after signing the contract and going full Tim Wiese.

The fuck is this shit on the side of that kid's top?

The biggest miss from the releases. Farewell Kell.

Bye.