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Bloody hell.

Tonali looks like he's playing with an injury, has done for a few weeks.

He's just a shit Jordan Ibe.

Ballard is such a gimp.

That'll calm Mukiele down, he's been on Gordon's arse so far, might help.

Elanga pulling a Kennedy at Birmingham performance here. He's done after this.

Fucking hell Elanga.

Right they've had their fun, time to pinch them.

Neither can Elanga.

Beat them with skill. Fuck these cloggers.

SUN'LUN...LOOOOOL

0-1 Ballard

Oh dear.

Phil Mitchell.

This is weaker than Ramsdale on crosses.

Rather we were getting beat and conceding first than scoring first and surrendering a lead. Well managed Howe lad.

Weak.

Chris Samba?

Peter Ndlovu?

Great.

He comes on when we're up 2-0 at home cruising to a result. Why wouldn't you want him to be risk averse? Players making risky passes and daft decisions is what helped Burnley get a late sniff. He's clearly good enough now to be our next man up in midfield, he is getting the minutes and proving it too.

Pretty risk averse goal and assist recently from Lewis 'tepid twat' Miley.

Pope saves that.