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Could spot he was a business wanker with nothing behind him the moment he did his first interview for us, hate that cunts like him manage to fall upwards and acquire massive gardens. Glad he's causing discord elsewhere and we rinsed Ratcliffe for it anarl.

With spokes like Ashworth it's not wonder the Ineos cycling team are a complete dumpster fire at the moment. Jim the Rat getting merked by his Rat mate is pure poetry. Ha fucking ha.

Transfer window fully coming to bite us on the arse. As stale as Natalie from Eastenders clart.

Probably all the kinder bars.

Tick tock

Bournemouth-esque defending right there.

Was hoping to see Miley, shame.

Deserved, solid performance, wish we could defend but Salah is a cut above.

Blew on an attack, cheers ref.

Look at Trent the little cunt.

The Longstaff effect.

Asbolutely fine with the subs, midfield looked leggy 15 minutes ago, put in a shift tonight. Howe masterclass!

Yikes, off the bar.

Timely reminder we're playing Liverpool there.

Urgh....

Thierry Isak, what a guy.

Dubs catches that.

Get the fuck in!

That bench is very English.

Games gone if he doesn't get a 10 match ban and hefty fine.

Anyways, enough of that shite Kenneth. Is he just sick of people emphasising the GAY part of his surname and decided to scrawl his holy-humping on a rainbow to make himself feel better?

Bible shagger it is.

Glad Mitchell isn't trying to sign this homophobic god-nonce in January and we didn't sign him in August.

Indeed, just like starting Longstaff is not exclusively the reason we win.