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Must be bobbins this lad.

Still thoroughly baffling they did this, what were they thinking man...

Not got the physicality or dynamism for me, would've liked to keep him though, his budding Milner-esque versatility last year would come in super handy, plus HG and seemingly a good egg.

It might be in our favour to not score early here, every week they go behind and make a reach around for the come back. Make them nervous by waiting until second half to out stamina them to a 3-0 pumping. Hoping for Bruno to run it post 50 minutes, Kulusevski injury after he prat falls admiring Isak being the better Swede and Ange to comb his hair forward and start shouting "MATE" at Pedro Porro over and over in Dingo despair.

As soon as he's facing shots opinions will quickly turn back to what they were last season as his weak save attempts come back. His feet aren't the issue and it's great how he's being utilised in possession. All in all he's been a decent servant and a top signing on balance over the years given value/worth.

Trippier CB and Tino RB, 3-7 to us. Van de Ven's ankle spontaneously combusts thinking about Isak last season, Forster to Steve Harper elbow Son for being a little snide shite and getting sent off.

This actually fits pretty well...

Diving mackem.

No Dan Ashworth in the stands?

Shrinking.

He's found himself in the rare circumstances of being quicker and more athletic than his midfield opponents and looks like prime Modric against them because of it.

That was horrific from Fab, if they're not scoring from that though...

Dark arts til half time, then blitz them for a third early doors to close it off.

This is a severe bumming.

Wow this game.

Isak turning into Riviere in a 1v1 again...

This is incredible, Man U look worse than a League One team.

Filth from Isak that dribble.

Not even close, what the fuck man.

Willock's a better sale than Longstaff due to his injury record but I'd rather we keep both and restock the other more pressing concerns. If it's strictly for a cash boost, all of them have to go and we buy prime Nedved.

Think he's trolling for engagement at this point the criminal scum.

More ammo to solidify opinions on Bellendingham.

This is the game where people remember we have Dubravka in goal.

Racist