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Eze's kack without space to run into.

Would rather stay clear of domestic abusing scum irrespective of any talent (he's shite anyway).

Shouldn't have bothered with the interview, fuel/nectar for the numpties. Maybe his ego got in the way though.

This guy won't last the course so no point getting used to him, 2 years and a few shiny new processes then we'll be on to the next one. The interview wasn't necessary.

You only deserve what you get sans horrific refereeing decisions, Spurs are pure trapped gas.

But Ange won the passing though!

Possession is for fannies.

Burn and Kratfh shared MoM for me.

Playing this shit and still doing stuff like this, I hope we get out of first gear by Christmas, could do something...

It's not a good job they tried for 6 weeks to get him at a premium though given the other areas of improvement required.

Guehi doesn't fix this.

Gordon reverting back to his Everton days, yuck.

See the players have responded well to the transfer window debacle.

Midtable as fuck this.

Comedy.

Hall-esque from Kelly.

Gordon sandbagging so he only plays LW?

Aye, bit weird that a ref injury has done this and not a leg break for one of our own. Very subdued, need something to get fans back into it.

Mitchell and Eales look like they've been raked over the coals prior to the match.

If they did that it would probably fuel further speculation and feel like a PR stunt tbh. A win tomorrow sorts a lot of the chatter out...until January or a bad run of form at least.

Factoring in Jenas being binned by the BBC for pesting on colleagues might up my vote to a 7/10.

Driest powder in da leeeeeeeg though.

I suppose one area of improvement is the tapping up of 16 year olds, they've signed a fair few to hopefully future proof some PSR funds come 2029...

Heard Steve Wraith has taken his coffin out of his shed in preparation.

It's a 1 until Osula turns into the next Ibrahimovic.