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Eddie will fix this with another £250 million, surely?

Hopkinson's erection is peaking.

Only the £130 million's worth of summer business on the bench to bring on at 87 minutes at least. Hot take, Ramsey is actually quite slow.

Ha he even stops crosses going in. Get Murphy on, fuck this waster.

Fucking hell Elanga man.

Elanga is something else when he uses his weaker foot.

Hopkinson there to sack Howe after the inevitable defeat then.

That's when we sign Solanke to replace Wissa for £75 million. Andy Howe does it again!

Howe trying to mend the broken bridge now he realises Gordon, Osula and Woltemade are off in the summer and we're stuck with this rodent upfront.

Consistent individual errors is a mentality/concentration issue. That usually falls under a manager's remit to sort, all time unluck isn't some mystical force conspiring to harm us.

Should be booing every touch by Gordon, we booed Ayoze for less.

Howe knew and knows what he's doing when he publicly calls players out, a subtle statement with a loud subtext, see his comments on Mitchell or Wissa.

Never really wanted to be owned by the financial juggernaut behind a murderous, genocidal regime, so can't say I'd be too fussed if they do fuck off back to their garbanzo internal money sinks instead of shitting up our football club.

9 penalty goals, give Woltemade them (or even 6/7 if we account for the odd miss) and the narrative around this wastrel changes quite a bit and Big Nick is actually spectacular. Funny old game.

Ricky Sbragia.

I know we might be heading to a natural conclusion to his time here and we've been pretty abject this season but he's still Eddie fucking Howe, the man who brought home a cup and righted this ship, put some respect on this man's name you turbo naysayers.

I thought the "name who you think should replace him?" was a lame counter argument but "PIF get less criticism than the manager straight after a game" somehow tops it for inconsequential guff. Just need someone to say there's been a straw man sighted and we're peaking.

#PIFOUT Also #HOWEUT.

Doubt he'd up sticks for the smaller club.

Still time.

Don't worry Wissa to the rescue.

He's done, whether he should or wants to be.

Barnes been on the drink?

Hahahaha subs now, Howe is done. Hopkinson is readying his Mountie hat.

Tino is done here, defending like a clown.