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Barnes having a proper down arrow on PES today.

Chelsea are full of dirty or dopey cunts, Jackson, Fernandez, Caicedo, Lavia, Colwill, Cucurella...pile of bellends.

GTFI, great play all round. Get in Sandro!

He also kicks the ball like a toddler. That'll stop him going higher than us. Love him the one paced kinder nonce that he is.

Frankie Dettory must be fuming at that.

Wew, it's come alive!

Woof.

Jude-esque dive from Jobe there.

Both of these are absolutely fucked if they come up.

Can't wait for the insipid garbage they trot out when describing the aesthetic choices. We picked a slice of green around the curved edge to denote the Tyne Bridge while the brown evokes feelings of rust (nothing Saudi related honest)...

Can't wait for a green badge.

I guess he didn't displace Hall as our starting LB after all...

This should be a criminal offence (by Adidas, not you KI).

Pulis' Stoke win that.

I'll settle for 4-0 and CL then. 9-0 PSG tonight please. Saka to us in summer for his Dad.

We can go higher than 5 surely?

My goodness. I'm disgusted. How awful.

Surprising to see Ayoze not getting booed for existing tbh, goals or not.

Front's alright, the stripe design is a minor twist and inoffensive, the back is an abomination and we need to get that Adidas combover man in to fix it. Should replace "Howay the Lads" with "Enjoy the Game", "Crocodile Shoes" or "Pump It Up" to ramp up the cringe.

Hate Brighton, point is decent, fuck Van Hecke.

Saving a point subs.

They've had like 3 shots mate.

Mackem.

Look at Verbruggen the little arse wipe. Fuck off.

What the fuck do VAR need to check here...