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Artificially inflating Guehi's price, cheers Levy ya prick!

This is not even the most eye aids Steve Bruce porn drawing posted on this forum.

Oh dear.

For the U23s.

Big responsibility as the only forward signing being made, good luck William.

Has that Will ITK knacker reposted @Shadow Puppets update yet?

Yeah but he was dummy thicc.

Kante wasn't a thing when we signed btw.

Vurnon Anita

He obviously had a poor season and there's potential mitigating circumstances around playing through injuries, but he did pop up with 8 goals so it wasn't all turboshit.

Steven Taylor didn't have a great game that day either, never caught the sniper did they?

Diego Gavilan and Laurent Charvet.

This is my only concern, makes sense to not sign a) at English premiums and b) players straight after a decent to good tournament. Poor market management. Don't doubt his ability having watched him a few times though.

He does have a weird, functionally useless algorithm where he traps the ball with the bottom of his foot, feigns to go forward then passes sideways and backpedals to create angle/space for receiver who inevitably passes it back to him as there's no options on, I mean plenty do it but the way he traps and backpedals is uniquely shit.

I know, he was better in earlier games, but overall Stones edged it for me, especially during knockouts (Konsa filling in notwithstanding). Think it was close enough though and would be hype for Guehi coming here unless we're spaffing all the wedge on him.

Stones.

I wonder if we'll ever buy someone not from an English club again.

This is a smoke screen, or we're going Murphy/Gordon at RW.

Next Joelinton.

He looks vaguely enough like Kylian Mbappe to whet my appetite.

Wasn't saying that in his last interview though was he, good as gone.

White badge is utter kack.

Top work from Eddie "boundaries" Howe to conspire with Wilson to feign injury and keep him at club. Phil Mitchell in shambles.

Eddie standing a bit too far away from everyone. Oh dear.