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He's not actually real is he? 100% nailed on Russian psyop.

Yeah if he's not scoring or assisting he'll have his critics, can drift in and out of games and is more a clinical producer than great all round player/threat.

Done with yee mate.

This is the kind of performance that marks the end of a career at a club. Woeful stuff from Longstaff, truly Fumaca tier shite.

Well, at least this has been entertaining...

Fuck me...again.

Fuck me.

He's so soft, embarrassing Sean.

Wow, what a miss from the ref.

So that means we're wining then based on the performances...

Or he's pesting on under 16s...

He's a Chelsea player next season, no point bothering to figure out his position tbf.

An arrogant Real Madrid fan, I've seen it all now.

Never good enough, think of all the soldiers that lost out from all his undeserved PL wages.

Aye, shame with the injuries we've not seen him fresh and rotated in when the Joe's or Tonali needed a rest. Think we'd stomach him a bit more if that was the case.

Always find the "he's not top x" type of critique a bit of a nonsense. He started in a team that came 4th last year, as did "not top 6 quality" Almiron. It's an understandable concept of course, but functionally it doesn't really matter, you can have players who aren't technically or physically brilliant, have major flaws in their game, etc, and still have them excel in the right system, as Howe got them to last year. With that said though, he is a squad player and the one paced, lethargic, unfit performances of late only highlight the need for rotation and improvement there.

Ajax in The Warriors vibes here, didn't realise he looked a bit like a Brazilian James Remar.

Oof, he thinks the Norman's were properly French the historically illiterate meff.

Who knew he'd actually been masking how shit Botman is post injury, oh my days.

Yeah think Dubravka might've moved for that one. Yeesh, this is bottom of the barrel shit.

Changed it to 'injury is our identity' for this season.

We instantly improve once Bruno plays ahead of the other two instead of having a flat midfield. Who would've guessed.

Bruno's been moved forward, great pass to isak but nothing comes of it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, pigs can't fly mate.