The Butcher

No DM and more importantly no RW. 8/10

"....... is/are going to be a problem" Get in the sea.

'The eye test' combined with some xBollocks. What a load of shite.

They have 40, 50-100m players in pretty much every position and it wouldn't surprise me if their wage budget is 3-4 times bigger than ours. We're miles behind them money and squad wise. What a job wor Beheddie is doing.

The way he runs

Decided to make a wee list: - Paqueta - Grealish on the field. Seems sound outside of the pitch. - Every single Man Utd player, but especially Bruno... and Antony. - Pickford - Dancers. I'll allow NUFC dancers. Just. - Brazilian footballers (not big Joe and Bruno) - All the mentally fragile Arsenal players - Oliver Skipp - Ronaldo - Every Liverpool player. - Footballers with stupid fucking hair like David Luiz, Faes, Cucurella, Fellaini. They're all shite. Not Coloccini mind. Loved Colo. - American footballers as they're all shite. - Spurs' Harry Kane - Son. - ten Hag - Klopp - Stupid fucking handshakes in general. Feewming. Probably forgot a few.

Can't stand Paqueta.

Fuck off nonce beard

Too easy that.

Third best imo.

For all the good we've done this window it's really disappointing that Miggy will be a starter this season. Rome wasn't built in a day an all that, but I really, really wanted that shiny new RW

The very best teams have a top class DM. We don't have a single one in our squad.

Shame

So we've pinched Milan's Golden boy and the biggest talent coming out of Chelsea. We're absolutely fucking massive.

I'll never forgive Almiron for that pass. Never.

Shame we didn't sign a RW. 8/10