The Butcher

Seems like Southampton fans don't hate, which I guess is a decent sign.

Kill iz

Checkbook bald fraud

We let him stay at home as he wanted to leave. Of course we'll sell him. PIF can fuck right off.

51 pens in total, 23 of them missed. Incredible

Jesus Christ. Look abroad for crying out loud. Fucking jokers

Would hijack that one if possible.

Great bantz these penalty shootouts

Would take 130m and be done with it. He's fantastic, but you can't rely on him to stay fit. Really poor last 3 months of last season. Thanks for the goal in the final, now fuck off. Never want to see him again.

Not sure if James did anything right out there. Spain really comfortable without creating loads.

core of nufc, or something like that.

Tight groin confirmed by Howe.

Pel Arse

Groin

Felix been a part of a money laundering scheme throughout his entire career. Has a worse player ever gone for more money in total?

Nee dickheads policy oot the window.

Negative? We don't have a striker atm of PL quality (ruling Isak out). With the added CL games I don't think bottom half is unrealistic right now. We'll see come September, but things aren't exactly looking great, are they?

Go easy on the drink eh.

Aye, without a striker we probably are.

Nice We've very few goals in us atm. Last time I checked you need to score goals to win games.

Atm we're bottom half at best. We've no striker.

We have close to a 100% success rate from shopping abroad since the takeover. Trust the scouts and Nickson and we'll be fine. Imo.

Not by a long shot.