Nucasol

He’s a walking jizz stain who has no way back in normal UK media because he stitched swearing into one of the news broadcasts on the BBC. Hence lurking around TalkSport and cunty YouTube videos like LoadedMag.

https://archive.ph/WlV76 Eddie Howe given too much power by NUFC.

Asking the questions this board has been asking. Grand reveal will be the CEO soon.

What I’m told will happen very soon. Public execution of Mitchell in KSA? 👀 🔜

Just Rohl with the punches.

Genuinely fuck this summer. Echo others with the expectation it was going to be, to quote Mark Douglas, “transformative”. Oh it’s been “transformative” alright. We’ve all now got expectations lower than a mackem’s IQ now, the perception we can compete off the field ground down into tiny grains of dust. That moment it hits you with the realisation we are bottom of KSA/PIF’s sportswashing priority list. Just fucking tired of having hope dangled in front of you, before a boxing glove takes its place and steams one into your face.

Sinister 6 Goatse.

Fuck them.

Fairly obvious from the start. SESKO ONLY WANTS MANCHESTER UNITED.

Plenty of wardrobe space for dresses and a bespoke high heel wall?

Would be fine if we had both a) competent succession plans and b) folk to execute them. Currently we might have a) but we ain’t got b).

Gan full Marinakis on them.

Spot on from the lads at NUFC.com too: The accompanying press release from adidas neglects to mention the similarity to the green in the Saudi Arabian flag, but does confirm the source of the shirt design: "We took the famous Tyne Bridge arch as inspiration and created the bold pattern to represent the iconic structure across the new shirt.” The Tyne Bridge of course is currently working at reduced capacity due to prolonged lack of investment and issues in retaining suitably qualified personnel. Very fitting then.

Now we’ve got the shit kit out of the way, can we get a release date for the Terrace Icons range please. Other than Elanga, it’s the only positive thing to come out of the club so far this summer.

Option B please Bob.

what a bad deal it potentially is?

Sets a precedent that Gordon will probably follow the next season if we’re weak as water with this one.

Bodes well for a 60 game season.

Sticking up for “PSR maintaining the competitive balance of the Premier League” - competitive balance meaning only two clubs have won the league since 2016/17.

🚨OLIVER HOLT IS A TOTAL NONCE ALERT 🚨 https://archive.ph/0CMwC Check out the chops on this one. Another pop at us “Saudi fanboys”.

All fine sitting on the wedge but a fuck up of a season means another summer of being potentially picked off. Bruno, Sandro, Tino, Gordon - all likely to be tapped up to fuck and us running the risk of them consider their future. We need the inbound players to stabilise and have another go at CL progress and re-qualification.

To be fair, fx’s out as €80m. Von Pletty was kind enough to do his best Lunn Poly exchange role.

Matching tracksuit too?