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Insufferable prick. Jacobs, not you @duo

I don’t want him sullying the #9 now. Keep it free for his replacement next summer.

What’s Toucher Townsend said?

Can we call all the Cartel media coming out with this at the same time “synchronised schilling”?

That baldy Irish Liverpool fan vlogger that looks a cast iron paedo must be devestated.

Genuinely embarrassed for Liverpool. Small dick energy in that bidding.

Cocksucker Jacobs.

They sound a pack of freaks. I’d top myself if I had their life.

Wirtz fee + an appropriate PL premium. Say 30% given how shit the last Deutsche wunderkinds Werner and Havertz have been since making the move over.

Already had him once and the wee gimp got homesick. Fuck knows how he’ll be on Merseyside.

Meh. Two years isn’t bad but £120m is.

“Above £100m”. Fuck right off. I’m looking minimum of £150m.

@TK-421

Going to have to put sealed mittens on @TBGwhen he sees this.

Journalists finally starting to see through Chelsea’s KSA PSR hack: https://archive.ph/Xj7Ql Serious questions have to be asked over conflicts of interest.

Straight from Richard Masters orders from the Red Shirts: Profit & Sustainability Breakaway 6 teams can pull the ladder up so they can profit from the other 14 teams’ inability to close years of inbuilt advantage and profligate spending. Breakaway 6 teams can sustain the status quo and advantages they have by chopping any teams trying to catch them up off through draconian and non-inflation adjusted spending limits.

Got to say you’ve been Lee Ryder level mudded there @KaKa

Robert, genuinely beginning to worry about your unsavoury connections. You’re more connected to the underworld than Jonny Allen or Steve Owen.

Sources close to the Clarets say that owner Alan Pace was left livid by some of his interactions with Mitchell. MITTTTCCHHHEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

Dear fucking god, he’s next level retarded. Should be instant dismissal for that take.

Shagrid?

Absolutely class. The fact he fell in love with us thanks to the legend that is Laurent Berb is glorious.

Fabgriftio’s special package.

Pasta nonce.