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All fine sitting on the wedge but a fuck up of a season means another summer of being potentially picked off. Bruno, Sandro, Tino, Gordon - all likely to be tapped up to fuck and us running the risk of them consider their future. We need the inbound players to stabilise and have another go at CL progress and re-qualification.

To be fair, fx’s out as €80m. Von Pletty was kind enough to do his best Lunn Poly exchange role.

Matching tracksuit too?

Young lads energy, unlike the fossils we’ve got lingering about our home ends.

Doesn’t one of our YouTube channels regularly get this speccy fraud on their show?

Benji Sexpest will end up at a Cartel club, guaranteed. Only types of clubs that’ll put up with his agent’s shenanigans.

Absence of any “main man” alternatives means I’m switching my bet to this not happening, purely on the basis the market is drier than a Saharan summer.

The only acceptable outcome Lukey boy.

“My name-a is Rrrrrromano and I am from Eataleeeeee” Really Dave from Doncaster.

Shit.

Two years to prepare a list of targets and we’re going to end up with Ramsfail once Trafford falls through. Genuinely what the fuck is going on at the club?

As long as it is an option - not something fucking stupid like conditional on not getting relegated.

Ramsfail.

From signing England’s future number 1 to sliding in for Mr Relegation. Inspired.

Deviants.

But Nickson and Andy Howe aren’t the right skill set to be doing that, apologies that’s the point I’m trying to make. Eddie should be left to do what he does best without having to deal with an underpowered recruitment and negotiation team.

I’d presume actually having employees in place so he doesn’t have to moonlight with three hats on.

Hunger might be sated after a few seasons of Saudi $$$ League buffet.

Ironic the poster’s name is Gepetto. Given his bare faced lying I’d say he’s more like Pinocchio.

Welcome to the Cartel Benjamin Sexpest!

Some wig on the lad, proper carpet heed.

“Let the lad have his dream move…”

Straight in for Konate who’ll be Trenting to Real Madrid.