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They look like they’re playing for big moves and we’re at it like the post-season game in Australia. Nowt to be worried about, I’d be more concerned if they were this idealess vs Espanyol or Atletico Madrid.

They also weaponise their history for their own interests better than any other club, even Man Utr. Years and years of glory supporters now embedded across media, potential sponsors and administration bodies. The Masters soft interview pre-appointment is an example of the sway they hold.

Fuck the Jota stuff, we shouldn’t be playing nice anymore.

Not really, any cunt could make that up.

Never heard of them. More fake ITK guesswork.

Get in the bin Ryder and your gang of cretins. “United”.

The mighty Liverpool, those bastions of integrity and football purity, joining the multi club model that the “ruiners of football” Man City and Chelsea have implemented? Well knock me down with a feather that these horrible pricks are complete heel turning hypocrites.

Other than the formatting AIDS, just the construct is pure Ryder in full “10,000 monkeys typing for 10,000 years could write the Bible” mode.

Like a Waugh monologue on Pod on the Tyne. Tedious reading.

That’s been overblown. From what the likes of Mark Douglas were saying yesterday, the fee is fine, it’s now Brentford sourcing his replacement that’s become the blocker.

Cheers @Bunk Moreland, helpful summary spares us having to engage with the Fusilli fiddling fuckwit.

Lingard. They quoted us a £10m loan fee for someone out of contract in 6 months.

Don’t think they’ll have Hoijlund, Jackson and Sesko.

Premium. We’re not monsters.

Only hiccup seems to be the wages that Hackson would want.

Which would be funny seeing Parish have to keep a player going for nothing for a year.

Ragebandit.

Doubt their US owners give a shit. Get the feeling we might see one of the established order go down the plug hole this season - Brentford, West Ham or Wolves being the most likely candidates unless their transfer business improves.

Media talking about a Garnacho-Jackson swap deal between the Rent Boys and Amorim Jobs.

From NUFC fan sites or the odd YouTube tactics blogger, not the UK’s supposedly impartial broadcaster.

Fair play to them, they’re going full on Forest mode to stay up. It would be such a shame if that approach crashed and burned…

Yes. Go buy Wissa or Sesko as back up and have a year of either scouting up or setting up his replacement.

Mullered by their wage bill and PSR. Barring Ramsey they’ve emptied their kennels of saleable puppy farmed academy players (unlike City, Chelsea and Liverpool) meaning it’s Rogers or Watkins as their other most saleable assets. In Watkins case I don’t think he’s forgiven them for prioritising playing on loan and never staying Rashford ahead of him for the PSG game. Therefore cash in.

To paraphrase Wor Sid the Sexist: If NUFC fell into a barrel of tits, we’d come out sucking our thumb. Edit: Great minds @BennyBlanco