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“They were the first team I saw on tv so I picked them”. Fuck off.

Tits on the fat Groo looking cunt. Needs to borrow Chloe Kelly’s sports bra.

WELCOME TO NUFC PHIL GILES

I don’t know why these weirdos do it. I’d call him Scouse but he probably couldn’t point to Liverpool on a map like most of their armada of plastics.

Double wave alongside Lee Bowyer.

Conveniently skipped over the part about being a Liverpool fan. Barca in the revamped Camp Nou will pull whatever economic levers they need to buy him. You also denied Bayern could afford him - the same Bayern who were above your club in the Deloitte Rich List.

Bayern Munich looking to replace an ageing Kane. Atletico Madrid - flush with money from KSA sponsors. Spent £110m on Felix so could easily do more on Isak Barca - revamped Camp Nou, need for a replacement for 39 year old Lewa and showpiece signing Just a few flaws in your argument. Given you signed up Saturday, presuming you’re a Dipper.

Up there with this other Twitter special

Luke’s penance should be a session where ballot selected N-O members get to write abuse in marker pen on his bonce.

And let’s not forget windowlickers like Ryder and the know-nowts from the Northern Echo, Shields Gazette and Newcastle World.

Caulkin - misty eyed prose but knows fuck all about either tactics or transfers

Not before we captured it. That’s going into every reply on Twitter, the complete tool.

Prayers for @LFEE Luke Fucking Egghead Edwards

Edwards basically choke slammed by the Pasta Nonce into a sloppy paddling pool full of mud. The best ever “In the mudding” I’ve seen.

I’d rather do that and then flog him to a Euro giant than have him go to those grim Scouse melts.

£8 rise in a season. I paid £47 for Fulham, £50 for Man Utd and the same for Liverpool. That’s a gentle 15% rise. Silverstone is a fucking cunt and they’ll kill the stadium expansion plan if they carry on like this. It does seem the two most ambitious teams outside the Breakaway Bandits (us and Villa) are also the two teams with the most brutal year on year ticket price increases. That sweet, sweet PSR protecting the clubs…

Unless we get 4 huge home games they’ll struggle here. Imagine £80 a ticket for Bodo Glimt.

They’ll go for a proven commodity which is what they need - see Cunha/Mbeumo not taking a punt on a potential Hoijland 2.0.

She was more than that. She was a deal maker by trade and experience and could get shit done. The club being run without a CEO at the moment, during the key part of the season is tantamount to self sabotage and gross neglect.

No one. That’s the point. Complete void that PIF and the Reuben’s need to get a grip of.

Signor Pasta Nonce himself, Romano.

Yohan Wissa I could kiss ya.

Get that Jennings into the punchable faces thread. Would never tire of slamming knuckles into his mush.