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Anyone who watched the Rangers game knows our only hope for a fee is if he smashes it at Watford. Doubt it’ll happen as the manager who signs him won’t be in a job by the first international break.

Such a tap in merchant, practically a news aggregation service rather than a breaker of new stories.

Agreed. Bar the final I haven’t watched a UCL game in probably a decade since it went to BT. Had a Sky subscription but the switch to another platform was too much to pay for something we had zero chance of playing in and the odd NUFC game. Stick a game back on ITV each Wednesday and I’d be glued to it.

Bit harsh on Lee Ryder, he’s really struggling

The insurance payout would be canny for FFP porpoises.

Seeing the Michael Owen style marketing brochure now, Hendrick resplendent in personalised double denim: “Yours for only £5m. 79-capped international (2 goals). Not a relegation magnet in any way, shape or form. Scores bangers.”

Saudi bound.

Even £3-4m is a chunk of someone’s wage for the season, so good news.

For sure (in best Schteve McClaren voice).

That’s so niche it has to be specific!

Appreciate his acapella version of the Dan Burn song. He’s a scream man, I bet the sheets are stiffer than an Egyptian mummy by the time he’s left.

Sounds delightful. However probably means Skintventus have to pay cash for Lindstrom whilst getting nowt from us until next year. Unlikely to happen.

I believe in your mission. Muddying frauds is God’s work.

Has anyone been mentioned other than Livramento? Nee cunt say Frimpong. Other than Fresneda in January I can’t remember anyone else being mentioned.

The living Hermanos Dildo?

My thoughts - near post for Buendia’s 1st and crisp packet hands for his 2nd.

Heard the whole thing was textbook American Capitalism 101:

@Jack27 Further mudding of the Pizza Boy.

Food for thought. Get those sponsors slapped on like a rugby league team.

Not now they’ve sold Diaby for broadly what they were after. German clubs are a pig to deal with as a buyer.

Icarus Syndrome. They get a bit of confidence and start spouting off beyond where they should. Fly too close to the sun and crash and burn. Pizza Rob firmly cremated.

Man mess all ower.

Who are these cunts?

One man mission to take him doon Jack

Like he knows owt. Fraudy McFraudface.