Nucasol

The fuck?

Virgins of the World unite. Trying to live their best The Handmaids Tale.

This is pure Barclays, pump it into me like a Samir Nasri Drip Doctors infusion.

Nazisson?

Lads, on the plus side he’s negotiated getting his sister’s birthday off every year so saves him getting suspended in the run up.

Happy to save the £3.5m a year in wages for 2 years. £7m in our pockets rather than drawing that from the club.

Daniel Levy to go full Mike Ashley with the Carroll money. Plenty of “we tried our best but” then end up with a 2023 version of Kuqi, Doumbia or Slimani.

Just watched the Mings challenge, does look like he tries to step in the block Isak off the ball and lands it all wrong.

Hoping the cunts get kicked to ribbons by Sevilla.

I can see him getting 15 goals just in a rotation role. 6 extra UCL games as a minimum plus FA Cup, League Cup and possibly Europa if we finish 3rd in our CL group.

Not content with hounding out AG, they’ve started the season as they mean to go. Here’s hoping Bramley Dock is hosting the Scouse mackems v Rotherham in next season’s opener.

Rather they took Maguire tbf.

20 mins to MOTD lads, let’s fucking have it.

https://x.com/talksport/status/1690454039895375872?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA Boehly never fucking let’s does he?

To be fair, as a Man Utd fan he’ll know overpaying when he sees it. Antony, Maguire, Sancho, Fred, Wank Bissaka, Hoijland to be next?

I thought VillaWatch was Tom Clements being a fake Villa fan again. I swear he’s Frank Chipperfield too.

ReadyToGroom bingo card chock full no doubt.

Woodman you useless cunt.

Kilman signs a new deal at Wolves, shuts that one down for now.

Full bovva boots on as well. No mercy for the leather faced melt.

Would love to see the horrible cunts melt down with their 8 year deals dragging them underwater like a financial anchor. Toad Brolley has a face you’d never tire of kicking.

Big Al’s narration is massively shite and my only niggle with it. Enjoyed seeing some of the inner workings of what goes into the business.

Sky finally clocked he got a lighter brayed off his heed.