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Pep will grind that creativity out of him, one rondo after another.

“I was shaving my arse and got too close to the hoop. What do I do? I…”

Especially not when Odd Todd comes strutting round with his Boehly Billions.

Bahahahahahaha! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Big fan of Tattenhoe Valley Park. Canny dog walk in the summer. Also near to the Tim Horton’s by the Morrisons.

Eze is a decent PL player, no more, no less. Olise was better than him and was the one who got the bigger move.

Only famous red balloon that matters. Are MK Dongs styling themselves on a kid-killing noncey clown?

Not a good look regardless of tinfoil hatting. Imagine the Scousers rage if the equivalent turned up with a Man Utd one for one of their big games. Victim crusade would be off the Richter Scale.

Body blow for the gravalax and cheeseboard eating Tory top flight terrorisers.

Think it’s 50% off on JD.

Julio Enciso -> Julian Ensico Perves Estupinian -> Pervert Epustinaia

Cartel Six fluffer and data & analytics nonce to give him his full nom de plume.

Should be Labia for that bunch of cunts.

Presuming we’re all here for Lloyd Kelly? Big game for L.Kellz this weekend against Lazio. Don’t lose and they’re a shoo-in for Europe.

To be fair he barely played yesterday…

Meanwhile we can’t spend the gazillions we have.

I thought Michael Mills was supposed to be the biggest hope out of the Academy but Alabi looks very composed.

Gains favour with the uncultured morons on Weirdside with shite like this all the time. Look at his challenge on Miley. They’re happy to win their little battle, meanwhile everyone else wins the war.

Fails the no dickheads rule if his recent appearance at SJP was anything to go by.

Hopefully a load of Fender fans buy it, rather than core NUFC fans. Filthy PSR lucre.

Indeed. Let’s get ready to rumble.

As irritating as it is, that comeback against Lyon was almost like their name was on the cup.

I thought Emil from Stroud was @Froggy. Same patter.