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Apols - read an article that said they were a high probability but never actually looked at the table. Quirk means that those two playing each other means Dortmund need anything more than a one goal win to bag it.

Will be like when Quaid / Hauser goes fucking nuts when they try to put him back in the Total Recall machine. https://youtu.be/YUQuCdPqiKI?si=w4N0JLGdX_YJVea8

They beat Leverkusen at the weekend to more or less guarantee CL.

Urgggh. Great player for a grubby club.

FFP working exactly as planned. Those 115 charges aren’t really a deterrent are they? Whilst they got £100m back for Alvarez, Cancelo and Harwood-Bellis, this is pretty obscene.

They have to spunk a load on Isidor and Le Fee, both who look nowhere remotely near suitable for the PL. £25m already burned if they go up for players not even bench ready.

Bridges, Phillips, Boateng and Prutton trying their best to look like peak Blue. Expecting them to be sat on stools singing “All Rise” at full time.

Keeps them away from Sandro and Bruno.

This. Similar to that pencil necked cunt Maddison when we were linked before he went to Spuds.

Penned by the office of

You’d think they normally sell the land for property like Roker, Highbury and Upton Park. They’ve properly pissed all over Sky’s big teary send off.

Bastards. Mac Allister levels of poaching that.

Was a huge fan of the 02/03 away kit - love the fact you’ve got it in the stash above:

I had 5 transfers stockpiled for one of them and loads of players in already so never used them.

Got both my wildcard and free hit to play for the last two weeks.

Got it with Tino on the back. Cunt left before he ever wore it I think!

Probably not the personal branding she was looking for…

Someone fire up the AI. Brexit Jim overseeing a sausage sizzle.

Never. All in for 2nd place and then he can bin the absolute meaningless shite off that is Sweden’s qualifiers. Get Gyokores to do the lifting given he’s been farmers leaguing all season.

Exact lookalike of the stringy Irish mess.

Waugh has taken some of the bad Chronicle habits with him (“5 things we learned about…”). Between him and Mark Douglas at The i Paper there’s barely a nugget of new material between them.

Chris Waugh’s Reheated Waffle Sounds like the name of America or Canada’s worst roadside diner.

Mag behaviour marra.

Villa 4-0 Spurs Chelsea 3-1 Man United Everton 2-0 Southampton West Ham 1-1 Forest Brentford 2-1 Fulham Leicester 2-1 Ipswich Arsenal 1-1 Newcastle Brighton 2-1 Liverpool Palace 1-2 Wolves Man City 2-1 Bournemouth

Front 6 of: Saka-Odegaard-Partey-Skelly-Zinchenko Martinelli Presuming Trossard is out with a hamstring injury.