Nucasol

We all expected you to spawn your way to the win, especially after Lyon, but a no show against a gash Spuds team is just pure

Froggster coming out swinging this morning

Cheeky bid for L.Kelly? Too soon?

Bournemouth 2-0 Leicester Fulham 2-2 Man City Ipswich 1-1 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Palace Man United 1-3 Villa Newcastle 3-0 Everton Forest 2-2 Chelsea Southampton 0-2 Arsenal Spurs 1-2 Brighton Wolves 2-1 Brentford

Anything that hits that horrible cunt Ratcliffe in the face and pocket is cool with me.

Still out there dying on his “Hoijland can be as good as Isak” hill.

Chill your jets lads - was in the Delap article: Newcastle are looking to add more depth to a small squad and are understood to have made it clear that they feel that Delap can play in tandem with their star forward, Alexander Isak. Eddie Howe will also need a quality alternative to Isak – who is reportedly set to undergo groin surgery at the end of the season.

Doing a good impression of one if he isn’t. Same with the Lyon game.

Solanke has been wank(e).

Ederson from Atalanta would be magic.

Lewis Miley getting younger by the day…

Actioned - reason for voting: “he’s fucking boss la”

That was my take. Can’t believe how many players Spurs have back and how shit they’re still doing.

Fuck Sky in particular for the Liverpool v Palace choice. Nothing game other than to do some more Scouse fluffing for Redknapp and Carragher.

38 Liverpool, 38 Man Utd, 38 Chelsea, 38 Arsenal, 25 Spurs. Leave 38 for the rest of the peasant clubs and the charge dodgers that are Man City.

Reckon he’ll take Osimhen’s place at Galatasaray.

Abso-fucking-lutely. Goldilocks Guardiola.

Old school wireless action, love it.

United…

Dr Cilik’s black and white army.

Small violin for their squad of 40+ players.

Ergh. Major dislike for them as a club. South coast nothingness.