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Once the numbers mentioned moved from expensive to extortionate and unrealistic we should have passed. Parish will be getting a one-off reach-around from Brexit Jim when he goes for his quarterly Cartel buttfucking after the next PL owners meeting.

He’s the kind of gimp who’ll be walking around with a bodycam.

God squad, nee wonder.

Guehi seems the type of bloke that will sign a new contract with a release clause and do an Olise to a Cartel Club.

I’d say take a 2/3rds cut. He’s on c£330k isn’t he?

So what’s happening with Dubravka and Odysseus?

Don’t like the club being used as a vehicle for this shit.

Southern Nonce Brigade. Twerking for Cartel Cunt scraps.

Correct!

Ok - got the answers. One plays for us now. One scored against us last season.

Two more then, if we strike Forster out.

Added Bentaleb, deleted Forster.

Just the one - don’t have the answer btw

This week’s teaser is name the NINETEEN players to have appeared for Newcastle and Tottenham since the Premier League began in 1992/93… 1. Ruel Fox 2. Scott 3. Ferdinand 4. Ginola 5. Jenas 6. Brady 7. Woodgate 8. Campbell 9. Carr 10. Sissoko 11. Bassong 12. Parker 13. Townsend 14. Saha 15. Trippier 16. Routledge 17. Rose 18. Yedlin 19. Bentaleb

We should use him as the case study for the internal investigation/ reflection on transfer activity. A player who’s limitations because of injury were acutely aware of but still choose to rely on. And then mistime sales to allow him to limp away for nothing.

I’d genuinely let them all go apart from Burn and Schar.

Time stamp showing he’s on a KLM flight from Newcastle at that time means it can only be the one to the Dam.

One word vocabulary Mark Douglas.

Bakayoko from PSV. Done deal Ian Beale.

Rule Fucking Britannia, Eddie Rules The Waves

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As poor as the window has been, the hysteria is worse than a teenage girl missing out on Taylor Swift tickets. Get over yourselves you pack of wet wipes.

I don’t know who’s more stupid, Palace for their ridiculous demands or us for being strung along by that goblin Parish.

Oh thank the lord that bastion of journalistic integrity has positive vibes.