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Boro aren’t going anywhere. They’ve choked the last couple of seasons and now they’re treading water. Always love the Dirty Yorkshire puddings in the PL.

“Touching me, touching you…”

They’ll be ok, the three promoted teams are absolute dogshit.

Hopefully the gimpy Palace Ultras might retire their black hoodies for a couple of weeks.

It’s a win-win. They either fuck up and end up blowing their season up and have another loss making year in the 6, or they come up and become whipping boys for a year.

Loving Southampton folding like a cheap south coast deck chair. The useless shites will be Championship check ins by March.

He’s being very tender with the skipper, no headlock so far.

I actually think this happens after today. They’d be wise to cash in and think that’s what’ll happen.

The useless nerd cunt will be drafting some equally inane babel on formations.

Stick to the sausage, chips and beans marra!

No way they’re gambling £65m on one game.

Ditto! Last minute swap in for the injured Solanke.

Not quite as optimistic as you flip, hope they haven’t put all their eggs in one basket.

Been a bit underwhelmed by his decision making. If that comes he’ll be a cracking player.

Who drops out of “main squad” into “bum squad” to accommodate him?

Absolute waste - will be back in Italy by next summer.

What’s that accent?

Nope. Purely as I don’t want us enabling those horrible Scouse cunts in any way, shape or form.

Interesting they tried. No chance the PL gimps will throw their lad Pawson under the bus.

Any ITKs staking their last remaining slivers of credibility (“will delete my account and permanently retire from the ITK game”) on him signing today?

Clarification: Not Adam Johnson’s baby oil. That would be all wrong.

Lascelles looks like he’s been rubbed down with Johnson’s baby oil.

Definitely. I seem to remember their mackem supporting Sunday show presenter Barry Glendinning being partial to sharing his little soldier across various forms of media. From the ‘100 Worst People on Twitter’ account: https://www.tumblr.com/100worstpeopleontwitter/30998986697/37-barry-glendenning

Chronicle merit marks had him down as a four. Put an average, half hearted shift in before trying to finish the effort with a Panenka jizz lob that he sent over the headboard and onto the wallpaper.