Nucasol

Swingers Club? Thought he didn’t like people getting handsy with him:..

Given the Lyon to Newcastle link, the hope is it’s Paqueta. Reality is it’ll be some entitled Tarquin.

Archachon is a beach resort. Could just be high roller holidaymakers.

Seems exclusively a French plane, so doesn’t look like a club one. Agent flight?

Also needs to get the clippers onto his shit barnet and just go chrome dome, terrible follicles.

You can’t help but read it in his voice too which pisses you off even more.

His articulate answers are a pleasant contrast to Bacon Boy’s trite PFM garbage and ‘poor me’ witch-hunt responses.

W A I T

After all my bleating it’s now on its way. Just need Hermes/Evri to lose it and I’ll be [rather annoyed]

Good luck mate - at least yours has been delivered. Six and a half weeks in and still nothing and Castore aren’t returning emails. Sure there’s something criminal about taking money and not supplying a product.

Burnsie?

PSG adopting the Chelsea model of flogging fringe youngsters to fund their wider spending. Figured they had to rein it in at some point after their free agent frenzy last summer.

Farewell sweet Prince.

Wor Jack the left back can step in as an emergency.

Lurpak Pancetta? Sizzling potential.

Jean-Claude Van Adam.

Auto buy back clause for City from Fraudalona when they can’t register him.

I would. Think it’s a blessing in disguise longer term.

Also hanging on for Juve as Dybala’s replacement.

So many similarities in the penny pinching behaviour of the Glazers and Ashley. Difference is they spent on the pitch and neglect infrastructure whereas the Porker neglected both.

Burton or West Brom away then.

How far down the country does the North:South divide go for the purposes of the draw? Would love MK Dons but probably the wrong side of the line.

Already in my bad books losing to Bacon Boy’s B-Team.

Also Lille and Milan previously but thankfully that got rumbled or we wouldn’t have got Wor Sven.

Looks a right Home Counties nonce.