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Other than Woodgate to Madrid, our record of buying and selling British players hasn’t been great for a long time. Missed the boat to sell Dyer for big money, Man Utd and Longstaff, and bought the ones you mentioned plus Owen, Smith, Butt, Duff. Contrast with Sissoko, Cabaye, Wijnaldum and you can see why we went shopping overseas.

LuaLua winner and one hell of a Robert free kick, one of my favourite away days that one.

Interesting. If the club go down, I can see the Saudis flexing and taking over the remaining consortium stakes. Either that or replacing the directors.

Absolute wreck of a player, both body and mind. Never been right since he threw that one into his own net in the Euros.

Few of the journos might be sitting on the embargoed lines until after 10pm.

Waugh wasn’t giving much away in his pre-match chat on The Athletic. “Nothing imminent” around a midfield and striker the only points of note.

Some proper melts on Twitter. Great for breaking news but the platform seems to attract people on the edge.

Dobson seemingly a bullshitter with a long history of this.

Just checked - was actually 9/4 so more in line with what you had.

Got it last night on 888Sport.com

‘Big’ Ryan Fraser to score anytime and Newcastle to win - 9/2.

File under Twitter Nonces. See also ‘Pearson, Adam’, ‘Wraith, Steve’ and ‘ToonMouthTyne’.

There’s some weird grifty cunts out there.

The James McClean look. Forget how much Sunderland fans loved him.

That’s just Sue Perb.

Reminds me of the horrendous Paint picture of Bruce noshing someone off.

Hans Zimmer is composing the soundtrack.

Basically transfer smack. I need a new hit to get me up.

Club is as leaky as a colander for information, fuck all chance of keeping a second signing quiet.

Brazilian with 3 goals was my stumbling block. Totally forgot about him.

Pearson definitely showing Multiple Miggs tendencies when it comes to our players. Future serial killer right there.

Reet cunty trick from Everton.

If we require official noodle partners in Vietnam or tyre providers to Nigeria I’m down with it. Otherwise he can fuck off.

Would absolutely love it if someone at the club was mugging off Edwards with transfer rumours because of his previous loyalties.

I’m all for Ramos-esque shithousery in a black and white shirt. If we’re going to be everyone’s most hated team (copyright ReadyToGo) we need some proper horrible cunts to step up to the plate.