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There should be some massive churn and activity in the squad this summer. Miggy as a sale to help raise some rebuilding cash. Forest going up might see Darlow and Lascelles head back to the City Ground. Fede out of the door, one of Manquillo or Kraft gone, Dummett released, Lewis sold to a Championship promotion chaser or loaned back to Norwich with an obligation to buy if promoted. Sean Longstaff and Schar still not signed up. Both could still go. Hendrick, Matt Longstaff probably on loans again in the ‘who needs them’ club. Watts and Anderson loaned again, De Bolle, Westendorf, Stephenson, Turner-Cook and White loaned out. Murphy and Gayle both options for ambitious Championship clubs.

Top lad Winnie, if a somewhat cantankerous old goat about anything later than 2000. His leather jacket was a legendary relic from ancient times.

That bastion of truth. His uncle Jamie was a huge NUFC fan so very likely to have been indoctrinated like us all from a young age by family.

He’ll never surpass the Reverend Steve Kray.

All in on Everton going down now. Leeds winning helps to stop Palace catching us.

Presuming this is a Red doing a parody? Adam Paedo is going to have to up his game to compete with this.

Doing a great line in clapping is Frankie TheTory.

Thinking about the current playoff situation in the Championship, with Forest where they are Lascelles should be a target for them if they go up. Likewise Darlow.

Going full Burnsie to echo chamber himself.

Chelsea v West Ham not much better.

Angela Rayner doing her best Basic Instinct again?

“It puts the lotion on its skin, unless it wants the hose again. It puts the fucking lotion in the basket!”

Speaks with a mouth full of marbles, tripping over his tongue, the absolute melt.

“Touching me, touching you”

Strangling the league like a boa constrictor due to a construct where there’s little chance of interlopers due to a combo of Champions League hegemony, FFP and 50+1.

https://norwichcity.myfootballwriter.com/2022/04/24/match-report-city-0-newcastle-united-3/ I think the mackems have been ghostwriting for Norwich. “Newcastle United, morally bankrupt, cash-rich versus Norwich City, morally rich, financial paupers.”

And kill Everton off.

The hope is Villareal give them all a proper kicking at Anfield on Wednesday and we get a mass brawl in the derby game today that rules a couple of players out. Sadly they’ll coast through both.

For the uninitiated- where exactly does Paqueta play and who would make room for him?

Took one look this morning at the current ‘Sportwashing’ 289 page thread and left. Some weird people on there, and that includes the black & whites posting.

Dread to see the state of his Sent messages. Uber creep.

From the bloke who would quite happily have kept the Bacon Boy in charge. Edwards will always be in the wrong side of history with us and noncy dancing on Twitter won’t ever change that.

Let’s have a slice of Boubacar Kamara instead.

That’s the big thing for me. Under Bruce they all looked morose and tranquilised, under Howe they look happy, together, there’s banter like the Fraser and Burn interview yesterday.

Didn’t mind that! More the mentalists out there dialling in hoax threats on his family. Some very very weird people in the Man Utd fan base.