Nucasol

Don’t believe any Burnsie Twitter nonce-sense.

Makes sense. I think a lot of the Botman, Carlos type deals will normalise (relatively for our basket case of a club) when they see their window for maximising the sale slowly shut.

Never. It's not like they've got any vested interested in a betting company and might make money from people lumping in on their bullshit transfer stories.

They'll be decently connected like Romano plus have a whole load of Sky gophers doing the actual ground work.

"Gewlden bewt marra"

Cue Merson tripping over his own tongue.

Positive direction? Positive erection more like.

I’m sure some clever Moneyball shite will already have developed an algorithm.

We can but dream.

Proper bunker buster.

Sounds like we’re looking for the 2nd striker to be a loan deal.

Ramsey as a name, Haidara if you want a genuine big splash.

He’ll be wanking away at a random Nuffield window.

Alli on their books, can see an NUFC loan going on.

Wood obviously one, would be interested to know if the other was Botman before Lille hiked their price again.

Got to be overall package of £30m. Even we’re not that stupid.

Nonceson?

Known in the trade as “JonDahlTomassoning”

We had Callum Wilson for both those games. Now we have a void up front with a choice of taking an out of favour Championship level reserve or playing a non-goalscoring striker who has been our best midfielder, or ASM.

Noah Okafor anyone? https://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/noah-okafor-transfer-rb-salzburg-switzerland-star-plug-major-gap-exclusive

Slimani.

Have you got the full article? Behind paywall.

Asked Waugh about it and he said Stephenson wasn’t with the first team squad.

I might have been ‘Dabizasing’ as well.