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Given Lee Charnley’s remit was bean counting this is one area where we may have actually spent money. Then again, Sports Direct had the firmest hand on the tiller so it was likely some £25k a year analyst’s spreadsheet, formulas and vlookups pinning the whole thing together. Waiting for the first FFP EUCA fuck up to work it’s way into the paper.

As night follows day!

They’d have loved Cosy Joe’s Saturday full clout ripper if those days were considered liberal.

Given Tripps shite delivery from corners on Saturday I’d definitely give someone a share of the responsibility when taking on the LHS.

Wouldn’t surprise me if someone like Deloitte’s sports finance practice has already developed a model for FFP calculation. I’d have gone all out day 1 to develop that and flog it around the various clubs and leagues if based in that division of my respective firm.

Multiple accounts on the same forum is always the hallmark of someone who’s not quite the full deck. Some might even say a sociopath.

Here’s hoping. Fernandez, Caicedo, Fofana, Cucarella and Mudryk looks a chunky portion of £400+m of transfer fees alone pissed away.

Ice cold blooper that.

Few quid for Fraser and/or save the last £3.5m of his contract. Then it’s squad player sales potentially, likes of Murphy, Miggy, Wilson, Burn etc. Nuclear option is the Bruno exit. Think Lascelles will sign on for another year or two as cover, if he does maybe even sell next summer or in January 2025 to recoup a few quid. It’ll be a wheeler dealer fest this year I reckon.

Plus sales.

Wor Callum caught in Glutenwashing scam.

£150m thank you please.

Given our record at the JJB I wouldn’t. Especially Wist Am under a poor Moyes run at the time and Villa under CarpetHeed.

With wonky font and the fruits of @Heron’s raiding of the Byker Household Waste Recycling Centre?

As well as being a hypocritical little shitebag?

Thogden making an appearance in the stands?

Possibly - PL sides at the earlier stages often rest players, don’t take it as seriously. I’d have taken Fulham at home (rather than away) in the draw yesterday, particularly with their fixture congestion via the Carabao over an away trip to say a bang up for it Sheffield Wednesday. Take your point on Rochdale and Tranmere who should rightly be cannon fodder though.

Wasn’t this your first domestic away cup draw since 2021, excluding semi finals/finals? https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/12971344/man-utd-make-history-with-12th-successive-home-cup-draw

Think that’s what it’ll be. Likes of Heffernan, Neave, Shahar, Sanusi etc are about 2-3 years from being battle ready if they live up to their potential. However, Murphy is already that age and hasn’t been trusted by Howe really, even when Schar and Lascelles have been limping about during games.

Underrated tweet. Remember the old Black and White club videos and seeing the Lister Storm at its brand spanking new best. Wonder where it is now.

As long as he’s back for the cup.

Not the best, not the worst. Hoping between injuries, suspensions and fatigue they’ll be less than primed to play us on the Saturday.

Soy boy cuck ?

2-1 win Shearer and Big Dunc? Some day that. People complaining about bogs at football today never did those netties. Pissing on walls, sinks and out the window. One of my first aways too.

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