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Barcelona shaking their magic money tree and getting him on a 3 year deal apparently.

Get the cunts in the mud, want Man City to run up a 5ver. 3rd Fred foul, still no card says it all.

The literal ‘leap like a salmon’ - appendages pinned to your side.

Shearer got it spot on, it’s not an unnatural position given momentum. 3/3 favouring your mob Froggy - people have a right to start questioning the amount of 50:50s that go in yours and Liverpool’s favour.

It’s just getting daft. Liverpool were top of the pile for VAR going their way in the league - 9 points in the end. Man Utd got the margins on the Casemiro goal in the LC final and looks like every decision is going their way this time round. No other club even close. Thinking about how they got here, it was the Mitro meltdown on the quarter final which was VAR driven.

Rickrolling from Qatar to Cullercoats.

The Steve McClaren-Rick Astley hybrid is back on the scene.

Games gone, or hideously biased towards two clubs - Liverpool and Man Utd.

#BigStrongNordicTypes

Can see why all 4 clubs want him, particularly if players exit. Forest for Shelvey, West Ham for Rice, Fulham for Paulina, NUFC for the #6 role.

Disagree. The way it arrows into that top corner was like some sort of precision guided missile.

Maxi v Wolves. The technique was just *chef’s kiss*

Beautiful. Release the Norwich scarves.

As mentioned previously, think he owns a property in Turkey. Makes sense for him to play somewhere like Antalyaspor.

Two footer on either of them seems a banker next season.

Ye olde crypto Ponzi scheme. John Madoff Terry fishing for mugs.

Should get more or less our money back for him. I’m sure a lower mid table team would give us £8-10m once he’s back up to fitness.

Could do worse than Dubs.

Still disappointed to this day that there isn’t actually a photo of Barton dressed as Savile when he did that.

Definitely a gamble that paid off. Was nervous at the time with Isak and Wilson injury records and the potential strain on midfield but it worked.

You make him sound like a Star Wars droid. He’s worse, I’d rather have C3P0 anchoring the midfield than that clogger.

Sounds like it.

Richardson, espresso, pile of lovely looking little cakes, occasional Gazza.

Mirror via Gazetta della Sport. Didn’t even bother linking it as absolute BS paper talk click bait.

Vividly remember Geremi moving like a sloth through treacle at Scunthorpe away in the promotion season. How Keegan had got any sort of mobility out of him was miraculous.