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Cracking article that, cheers for sharing.

He’s the human equivalent of an amateur’s attempt at filling a sausage skin.

Expected with the January window premium.

Imagine Adam P trying to wrap his gums around that pronunciation. It would be a pure phlegmfest.

Mackems Sans Frontiers? Conflicts with their strong Brexit and immigrants not welcome stances.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10947873/Chelsea-inform-HMRC-FA-issue-clubs-tax-affairs-recent-takeover.html

Looking at the big wage earners: https://squaremile.com/sport/five-highest-paid-football-players-2022/ Mbappe obviously stands out as delivering along with De Bruyne and Lewandowski. Messi and Ronaldo no issues given what they’ve done. Bale and Hazard a disaster. Also PSG and FFP - no mention of Ramos and Donnarumma who will be on stupid money too.

Short term possibly De Bruyne.

Luke’s doing the women’s Euros and doesn’t care, his words not mine.

Quite happy with this. Too much of a gamble at this stage. Would rather spend on someone more likely to hit the ground running than rolling the dice on ‘the next’ whoever.

Burnsie?

Aliens dropped him off inside the ground after his latest abduction.

Quality twisted logic there. Does that mean Liverpool are shite as they have Henderson who played for the mackems, Robertson for Hull, Van Dijk for Southampton and now Ramsey from Aberdeen? Absolute bunch of head banging maniacs. What correlation does playing for a relegated club have to your ability as a player? Wijnaldum won a CL and PL as a relegated player hoovered up by Liverpool from us.

Jacques Talbot saying the exact same thing. Seems to be more prevalent than ever this window.

It’s all a ruse. It’s all set up for him to commit hara-kiri in the centre circle at the Bilbao game wearing a Maldini 3 Milan jersey.

Activate penicopter.

Sporting the new “Tom Hanks in Philadelphia” look.

Lifelong supporter and MLF from *checks Wikipedia* Richmond-on-Thames.

All the big dogs interested in him. Some agent this guy.

Confirmed NUFC transfers will come from the official site. Quite why we need another site set up by a window licking virgin to do this is Twitter in a nutshell.

Cunt has more personalities than James McAvoy in Split.

Eggs in the Botman Ekitike basket at the moment. Given players come back next Friday I can’t see Howe and Ashworth waiting too much longer before activating Plan Bs. They must be inundated with offers from agents for alternatives.

Subtle punnage, like it.