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Besiktas in advanced talks for Weghorst, door opening for a dramatic return…

Might be a challenge for Ekitike given he’s at the Toulon tournament and France are still in it if they beat Argentina tomorrow.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/02/23/called-meet-mcdonalds-haircut-7336444/amp/ ?

Try Ruiz NUFC, stories going back to January from Corriera della Sport that we had bids rejected.

Get a Big 4 firm to come up with some very clever algorithm that factors in size of club, number of Nigerian Twitter fans, club branded noodles sold in Singapore etc.

My thoughts exactly!

Wonder how “tremendous” he finds it when she’s getting rigorously ploughed on live tv by some geezer with a ‘meet me at McDonald’s’ haircut.

Dusting worselves doon?

Back to Lyon.

But are the hot hours approaching?

Get the feeling Milan have other irons in the fire now, really hoping this one pulls through. If not, I can see Ake coming in.

Came into the season more undercooked than a steak in the butcher’s window.

I’m pretty calm about the whole thing. If it comes off, great, if not then that money can be reallocated into funding someone else, even a one year stop-gap. I started watching the Drink It In documentary on Sky yesterday and the amount they cycled and refreshed the squad to achieve Champions League, the FA Cup and then ultimately the league means we’ll probably have to go through some short sharp iterations of the squad. Their churning of the forward line makes really staggering reading before they hit gold with Aguero once they reached the Champions League: 08/09 - Robinho, Jo, Bellamy (£74m combined) 09/10 - Tevez, Adebayor, Santa Cruz (£72m combined) 10/11 - Dzeko, Balotelli (£60m combined) 11/12 - Aguero (£36m) You can see similar with the midfield progression. Some weird stop-gap names in there as well - Owen Hargreaves for one.

Latest from Di Marzio: Milan transfer market: the point on defense Starting from the defense, Milan want to buy a central defender (also due to the increasingly probable departure of Romagnoli, who is about to expire his contract). To Botman - which remains a concrete goal but with which contacts are now a little less fluid than in recent months - there is an alternative: it is Bremer,whose price tag, after the renewal with Turin, could around 20 to 25 million euros, but Inter also likes it (which also has a virtual handshake with the player but who cannot close the deal at the moment).

Think this is slightly easier now Ragnick is off the scene at Old Trafford.

Massive upgrade on Luke Ayling.

All over Cosy Joes.

Time to put your cock on the block - which one is it?

Hope he isn’t the new David Bellion.

Pek Chopped Pork

Terry.

You can see the fat cunt forking out £50 for the Servisair lounge and filling his pockets with bait for the flight.

There’s a YouTube video where I think he’s claimed he’s been abducted and violently probed by aliens. That sort of thing.

Miles away from Lisbon or Porto so likely to be a Director coming back off their sunny golf break.