Virtua Stiva

Only because Man City know the game is won. They just have to do nothing daft from here on in

Can that Man City fan who said that team is shite pass whatever he’s smoking on to me?

Any compliment toward their opposition simply must be followed up with a barely related compliment toward Liverpool. It’s the TNT law

Adding to the “Perch is a canny bloke” chat, my mate once sorted him a replacement iPhone when he worked at the Apple Store in Eldon Square. My mate was having a bit crack with him about football and Perch sorted us two tickets for the Swansea game in 11/12. Told us to head to the players entrance and give his name and we were handed two tickets in an envelope. Absolutely no reason to do so but he certainly didn’t have to considering he could well afford a new phone. Just fancied giving back, top bloke.

Yes. Thank you for reiterating my point that he blew up to get off the pitch as quickly as possible in a half that he completely lost control of C+ attempt at point scoring, must try harder

Pawson saved by the whistle at the end there so he didn’t get a chance to fuck that decision up as well. He’s like this every game, man. He’s so bad. Total roulette as to what side he decides to favour on any given day

They got burned with the Olise release cause meaning they lost a genuine world class talent for a sum that they weren’t happy with. They’re desperate for a bidding war for Guehi that won’t arrive unless someone loses a key centre back to injury before the end of the window. They run the risk of not cashing in when he’s at peak value and will have an unhappy player if they don’t accept. Wouldn’t surprise to see an ultimatum from us after this nonsense

All of these article writers don’t think he’ll be sacked first, they want him to be sacked first. See: every journalist who is desperate for us to lose our best players. They want to see us fail

Nobody that is on anyone’s wish list would be willing to play second fiddle to Isak for 75% of the season.

Kelly has been signed as primarily LB. We struggled at the back last season, makes sense to bolster it properly

If we can sell Minteh for anywhere close to £40 million, we can spend that money well enough that in 3 transfer windows, we’ll not even care he’s gone

Howe trotted out the old “they’ve been incredible servants to the club” line. They’re off and he was being diplomatic.

If these refs don’t buck their ideas up, they’re going to get a bad name for themselves

Would be worth taking on board but Martin Keown is a fuckwit