TheBrownBottle

Makes Rice look like Beckenbauer. Rice is an excellent midfielder though.

Pacqueta ensuring Joe gets a booking rolling around like a twat. I hope Bruno farts on his cornflakes next time he kips at his house

Like watching me playing FIFA that. Only needs a racist nine year old Canadian shouting the odds down my headset

Yes we’ll played Murphy lad

Rice is an excellent midfielder - nightmare to deal with

It’s been coming like

Eddie doing his impression of the bloke who used to sit behind me in the Leazes. Full-blown radge attack. Gan on Eddie

Yep, there is no more nervy lead because of that. 1-0 keeps everyone sharp, 2-0 is deceptively comfortable

Daft that Bruno

Yes big Jow

You beauty!

Jesus Burn is determined to give me a heart attack today

Good to know that epilepsy warnings no longer exist. For some reason the international feed zoomed in on one of those flashing lights. I detest this cheesy American-style light show wank.

Christ, there’s more of them on it? Every hack out there seems to be on a YouTube pod or whatever these days. They aren’t self-aware enough to realise how dull most of them are.

I don’t listen these days - but I’ll take a guess: Waugh - ‘X team was playing catenaccio football’ Caulkin - ‘isn’t that a type of pasta? Eh?’ Taylor - ‘hohoho captain Waffles is a right football nerd’

I was still furious with the refereeing after the Forest game tbh

He’d have fallen foul of the three clubs in one season rule - but I agree the lad had options and this wasn’t a good one. A loan to a fourth tier club would have been likely to get him game time - and if he played well, a nice confidence boost

We’ll have to agree to disagree with the Barcelona game Agreed re the loan - it looks like a waste of time for the lad; though in this instance the blame falls squarely at NUFC’s loan management team.

Others have already said the title should have 'Rodgers rogered' to go with 'Potter potted', but I feel a trick was missed without 'Conte cunted'.

I absolutely love this stuff - cracks me up every time. If they actually had a decent side, you could almost bite. But they're absolute shite in comparison to our current side - the idea that they have a single player even close to Trippier's level is laughable. The poor, poor bastards - this shite won't even convince them. They know it isn't true even as they click 'post' on rtg. Poor fuckers

93/94? Happy times for us; but the standard of the league generally was dire at that time

To be fair I worked in a Bristol for a few weeks and, while it is a very nice place, it is a pisser to get to from Newcastle if you're not flying. Shola would have learned that lesson from the Anderson loan.

That's the spirit

Only tricky one was Portsmouth over Sheff Utd - decided two Sheff clubs too much, and you'd want a South coast club. But not Southampton, who've offered fuck all of interest for pretty much the entirety of English footballing history. And yes, the mackems go in there - but this does not mean I want to see them in there. I'm surprised at the number of absolute nothing London clubs (Palace, Fulham, QPR) selected on here - four London clubs is enough, and those three have won 1 League Cup between them in their entire histories. Interestingly, all three clubs also average around 25% of their league history in the top division - three seasons out of four you'd find them floundering in the lower leagues. I'd be picking the smoggies ahead of any of them - they've won the same number of trophies as those three combined (1) and have spent almost as many years in the top division as those three combined(!).

Literal money laundering