TheBrownBottle

Fucking WOOOOOF

Geeet up big Jow

Utterly shite VAR decision, but NUFC have put in their worst shift in yonks. Joelinton and Murphy as wingers is always likely to be toothless, Longstaff at his most dawdling on the ball, Bruno not in the rhythm, Burn’s constant movement out of position is causing massive headaches at the back. Massive kick up the arse required from Howe I think.

Top gadgie ?

‘Clear and obvious’. Referee looking straight at it. Usual stuff - VAR referee spends five minutes, clearly doesn’t understand how football works, calls ref over, coward in the middle won’t overrule VAR. Just abolish this fucking shite, please.

Utter shite VAR again

Genuinely the first time I've seen it - I'm genuinely not trying to go overboard. It isn't personal against Stilfer. If 'mong' is ok, how about 'spacker' or 'spaz'? It is easy not to use it.

There’s no context that can be added to justify the use of ‘mong’ at any point tbf - there’s enough good old fashioned insults available that could be substituted

Was about to write the same but saw this when I updated. Ho’way Stifler you can’t be using this shite.

It was as if Christopher Nolan had put together our end of season DVD. Enjoyed it nonetheless

Just say the name ‘Trelford Mills’ to some of the lads of older vintage. 40 years after that game vs Brighton and you’ll still see the anger!

He has to be a parody. Has to be. ‘Hull pelanty’.

Everyone’s favourite referee, Steve Martin, has been named as fourth official for this one. That Forest away game in the promotion sticks in my mind pretty much as much as any game that year - let’s just hope we’re not relying on VAR

‘First 55 seconds we looked good’

He’s the only person on Earth who somehow looks more miserable when he smiles

Excellent appointment. Can forget about Chelsea catching us now.

Looks like a golfer discussing with his caddy which iron to use

Winning 5-1 away after not playing at our best. Canny side this one

Superb that. Just superb. Bruno & Joe

Aye, ground half empty with more than ten mins to go and only two goals down. Shite support, bunch of frauds

Yes Isak

Haha yep, he does suddenly get silky skills near the penalty box

Pope is making me anxious at corners

Fucking hell lads you know Burn struggles in games like this - they need to get closer to him to give him options

Emerson should be booked for persistent foul play - not every tackle needs to be judged bookable to receive a yellow