Myleftboot

Sure it was £12 million.

Interesting tache.

And you got 5p off your next bottle of cream soda off the pop man when you returned your old bottle.

Aye or when someone sparked a snout up you would say “fog on”.

If Eddie does leave for the England job (hope he doesn’t) I wonder if Mitchell would bring in Pochettino. I’m sure he took him to Southampton.

Worrying.

I was gutted when the officers club shut.

Flash curnt.

Never liked the cunt.

Pure filth.

The pundits have definitely been told to big the team and Southgate up. It’s embarrassing.

Embolo and zakaria both Monaco players. Mitchell history at Monaco. Two good squad players.

Have the pundits been told to arse kiss?

I wouldn’t mind if Gordon went to Liverpool as long as we replaced him with a better player.

Footballs fucked.

They’ve been garethed.

Hooray.

Maybe we’ve been spoilt watching Eddieball every week.

There’s no way Bowens lass will move to the north east.

When are we going to phase 2?

I still haven’t forgave my son who served him in currys in cramlington for not ringing me so I could go up and kiss and cuddle him.