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For absolutely no recent transfer reasons at all, I would like to update my AG lookalike:

Fake news, he’s a sexy motherfuck now and we all know it.

That might be a good thing. When the Russians reach the front all smug in their Slazenger branded thermal gloves and hats, then they realise it’s all piss poor crap and they’re going to freeze to death.

Ffs just seen the title change, after 3 days of waking up and expecting this to say something it’s been nothing, now missed it when it’s changed. let’s get him welcomed and show him what real fans are like. Let’s get him chased down the street for autographs rather than a lynching

Is it free in summer (I know it isn’t really) vs some inappropriate amount from Leicester now? I can see us holding on for summer, now way we are being taken to the cleaners. Waited for botman and told manure we would give lingard loan a miss. only problem is if he’s on a free, I have heard Tottenham would be sniffing.

Returned to training and already back home looking on rightmove and watching biker grove on YouTube. Keep up!

Was that kluivert? I was more concerned he looked overweight and partied out at the time.

Thought this was a joke and googled it, can’t believe it’s legit. don’t care how dark green they say it is, not cool.

It won’t matter, some people have dug into not wanting him. I hope he comes and does well. Imagine 6 years of development here. It won’t just be his football skills. The set up we are building will build him as a person and his attitude and get him away from his circle he grew up with. the guy has real potential, I’m excited now… so expect it to fall through!

Oh yeah! Sorry can’t believe I said dec, it was ant! Been a long day, sorry if dec is reading! ?

They changed a load of driving offence fines to be a percentage of your weekly earnings. I think dec (of ant and dec obvs) has the record fine for his drink driving.

Joe needs a pay rise.

That for me is probably the game changer. As a young lad imagine having that happen. Coupled with the massive mess Everton are in, I can completely understand he mentally wants out. Whatever happens, that surrounding his car has probably really rattled him. He’s a young lad and only human.

Poor, low level shothousing, needs to be seen house hunting with an estate agent. if he signs we need to work on his shithousing. ?

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Some shithouse on talksport now claiming to be an itk. Claims it’s off, Everton want same money Chelsea previously offered. who knows, probably no one. Can’t see us spending £60m though.

Will get this in now, in case I have to defend him as one of our own shortly.

My sources tell me the deal will go through unless an agreement can’t be made…

Murphy you lovely big shithouse. ??

Call that a flag.

Is this guy starting tonight or what?

Looks off the pace for whatever reason. Post take over, is this the longest run he’s gone without scoring when he’s started?

Most sensible thing you have said for a while. But think you are spot on

The more I see dyer, it feels like in his head he’s a retired Ipswich player. The fact he spent the majority of his career in our treatment room and set him up for life financially means fuck all for him in terms of loyalty.

Nice to see dyer not looking like he’s at deaths door today.