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His first in 51 games according to the radio!

Dwight Gayle has scored his first goal in 51 games!

Just got up, this was me 5 mins ago.

Wtf is coming out of the side of Paul Merson’s head? Must be what’s left of his brain.

Yeah Fulham to finish 5th above Tottenham would be the icing on the cake.

To be fair Steve has been on strike for 1,000 matches.

Have Chelsea tried to high jack this yet?

Next thee Tottenham results will be interesting: city away fulham away city at home annoying that city seem completely unreliable these days. Imagine if they lost all 3.

i feel sorry for the poor sods who came home to find they had been burgled for their bed sheets.

Ffs #pepout

Many years ago I used to live with someone who was childhood friends of babayaro. If he couldn’t get a taxi or the wait was massive he would ask baba to send a ‘club car’ to get him, always came straight away to get him. It just looked like a fancy taxi service the club must have had a contract with that gave them priority service. unless Ashley cancelled it, I can’t see they wouldn’t have something similar still.

Seems like for now everything that can be said on this has been said. are there not admins who lock this sort of thing until there is an update from the club or the magistrate. seems like it’s just likely to cause arguments that are not needed.

You can get 2 for £5 from Halfords. France used to require drivers had a breathalyser in their car at all times so they for people traveling to France. Got a pack out of interest to test the other half as a joke to see how drunk she gets on a Friday at home. they are accurate enough to appease a French copper.

Isn’t there a big difference depending on what you’re doing. I remember joey Barton was allowed on holiday, but the following month wasnt allowed a ‘work visa’ to take part in our summer tour.

Might also be some implications if he gets a criminal record. Can he still go to Saudi for warm weather training/camps. Pretty sure this will mean he can’t do USA tours for the club now. I wonder what the Saudis will think of the drinking element, pretty sure that’s something they frown upon.

It will be fake, just some scandalous bastard trying to wind us up….

Total £s paid per game would be fascinating.

Reading is a bit too close to the bright lights and cesspit of London. Sending the guy to Scotland seems a sensible choice of the two.

I hope going from Australian summer to Scottish winter doesn’t break the poor lad.

Had a major bust up and he’s off or not well.

Is anyone checking flight radar for private jets out of Newcastle heading for France?

It’s so refreshing that saying it will be like a new signing, now doesn’t feel like something Ashley and one of his cronies is saying while bending you over a barb wire fence.

To be fair his fashion seems to be his only Achilles heal. everything else is first class, but maybe Amanda could take him out and get him some decent threads.

It depends what you interpret as don’t need to. His first window we had to spend or we were going down. the second window we had to spend as the team needed to be strengthened, but we didn’t go mental. It was to build and go for top 8. currently we are overachieving by any metric anyone had at the start of the season. a few injuries to key players and we are likely in a bit of trouble. the discussions now will be, if we want to seriously keep top 4 and seriously go for one of the cups, then we have to spend. don’t spend and we need a lot of luck injury wise.

Down to 5 point gap, SCANDALOUS!