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To be fair 90% of Chelsea squad signed 8 year deals when they weren't in Europe to begin with 🤣

Might as well close the club and build student flats on the land. Everything is terrible 😭

That mackem Dodds on the metro to town. Got off at central, not that I would have recognised him

Considering the absolute state of their last few years accounts it's surely going to happen soon unless a last minute deal emerges. Any fire sale will just disappear into that financial black hole at this point

One for the pet hates/unpopular opinions threads but this lioness bullshit is pure

Doesn't help having Titus bright keep passing back to to her injured keeper mind

Several times sadly and he is consistently an absolute cunt in public

My mates done a load of drone footage for the club in the past including Bruno's gender reveal party last year. Anyway he put a clip on of Adidas stuff saying one week to go yesterday so not sure if the actual launch is the 7th or what as it's clearly work for the club. Would have expected 7th to be release day and a launch before that Edit: looks like all in one like jack says

Same article says his release is €56m so not far off

Literally says 'unreleased 2023/24' in your pic

Then Chelsea get kicked out for financial doping

Worked fine for Chelseas imaginary sponsor

Am sure the male/female playing squad will be thrilled to know all their promo pics were all fake just to throw internet virgins off the scent

Are the blue ones inspired by the failings of English cricket in the late 90s or something? Can almost see Alex Stewart & Darren Gough wearing them

Its been mentioned loads already that is the plan

Yes we are dragging them back from their 4 day holidays and into pre season training today and forcing them to play two games all the way over in Japan a week after dragging them to all the way to Australia last week. All this before the Euros start in two weeks time......

Even if it was was there's only about 6 non Saudi teams at best that could chuck that money down anyway so it's not that big a deal really.

Fulhams matchday income was £15m. Ours was £38m(2023 figures)

😂 wtf

Is that 50 year old navas or a different one? Ha. Canny midfield but rest nowt special

Just been educated on Facebook that being in Europe is a waste of time and will cost the club a lot more than we make even by winning it, apparently every club suffers unless it's the champions league......

One vague and ultimately bullshit rumour and the club are already forcing Tino out of position 😂

We have done that since they bought us

Welcome to August 2023, you are in for an interesting season