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Twonk presenting sky “let’s talk about positives for Newcastle” Clinton Morrison “Isak could go to any of the top 4”. Go fuck yourselves.

That was about as a crap as you can be and win 5-1

16-0? Isak x16 to assert dominance over Haaland. Either that or three or four nil or something. (back to 433, all out attack on FM) Abra Dubravka Tino (don’t care if he’s not fit, I don’t want to see Krafth) Cher BDB Cannonball Hall White The Blonde Bombshell Billy Milky Bar Kid Alex Ikea Alan

I mean they have been crowned champions which is something but they’re still smalltime. Especially with those clapper things they have.

Leeds need to spam Summerville in this second half, otherwise, advantage Ipswich.

We’re screwing up all of their plans they had for this summer, they hate it, and there’s nothing they can do about it.

They seem to think they’re still massive (they are commercially, not on the pitch) and that we’re trying to bask in their “massiveness glow” for relevance by starting a war with them. No, you tapped up our DOF and want him for much less than his worth to us. He’s taking all of our future plans and club secrets with him. IMO that’s easily worth £15-£20m. Can’t believe I forgot how detestable these chumps can be. It’s just gotten worse with social media.

No my friend

Got Glas-ed tonight. Just wrong. Wholly wrong. Totally and utterly wrong. The wrongest anyone has ever been. Wrong in the purest essence of the word. Look up wrong in the dictionary and it will be a description of us in this match.

If he’s injured. Don’t care. His performances are barely much better when he’s fit. Just a meat and potato footballer. No technical ability whatsoever. Couldn’t even pull off a drag back without falling over. Not having him sat on the bench this season while Tonali plays has been the biggest kick in the balls to our season. Cannot be starting next season if he’s even still here. To chuck yourself on the floor, which he’s done a few times before in that position, instead of shooting, is cowardly.

I can’t come back quick enough. Totally hacked off with that. Just got everything wrong. The whole set up. The application, the effort. Just fuck off and beat Sheffield.

Cheers Longy. Loves a good dawdle on the ball, no idea where an oppo is and a cheap and totally foreseeable give away of the ball.

Fuck. Off. Sean Longstaff. He does that everytime.

Smash their glass doors in. 1-3

It’s as bad as one of those “wrestling” posters you see about in small towns featuring Burn as the grizzled and bitter vet teaming up with the underhanded Krafth going up against the young high flying upstart Anderson and the champion and showman Bruno.

Paraphrasing them. “The club (NUFC) are dragging the Ashworth thing out to distract fans from the “shit” season we’ve had (we’ve come a long way if 6th, potentially 5th is a bad season ) but but also the owners are spoilt brats who don’t know the true meaning of money and are acting like this on a whim. That whim being “distract fans from the shit season”. Throw in some standard misogyny towards Amanda Staveley and it about sums up their thoughts. I just find it funny that they’re getting so worked up over Dan Ashworth and Jason Wilcox as though they’re signing prime Ronaldo/Messi. I couldn’t tell you what DA has done in his two years at NUFC. A lot of the media (also Eddie) have said he didn’t change much as that would have been too disruptive and he just carried on the work that had been implemented before his arrival. I know he can’t negotiate contracts for our top players, meaning our owners have to take over. I know he hasn’t brought top class scouting knowledge (that was Tony Bloom’s system at Brighton). They’re really quite misinformed about what he does, as we were. Seems more of a PR man than anything.

Absolutely hilarious how the Man Utd media cabal are desperately trying to make it appear as if they’ve got the upper hand in this situation. Still going with the thought process that they determine the fee and not us. Phrases like “they won’t be strong armed”. Sorry, but you’re not in the driving seat here. The fact that Ratface has been playing this out in public since minute one shows he knows how powerless they are in this situation. We’re not breaking any rules or laws. I say hold out for the next 18 months and watch them squirm. I do wonder how far back Ashworth knew of Rat wanting him at Man U. Perhaps even before he took the job here. He’s a snake of slippiest order.

Also very interesting in League Two with Bradford beating Barrow going into the last day with Barrow having to play Mansfield who are already promoted.

1-0 to Leicester

How the actual fk has he not been sent off for that?

Arsenal gol. Nice

Ready to hit the ground running.

Where’s Neville’s left arm there?

Oh Rory Finneran. Seen him play quite a bit for Blackburn youth teams. We also wanted Wharton before he went to Palace. Maybe the fee and emergence of Miley put an end to that.

Who is it?